Groaners, the forum that will NEVER DIE

[cthulhu77]

Well, after all of that, I think that you should have to cut down the mightiest tree in the forest. With a ...

 

[WhiteKiboko]

Maybe it's just sleeping for strange eons....

 

[OB]

...herring!

Being from Vlaardingen, herring capitol of the world, this is considered an honour. You want onions to go with that, gov'?

Can't get "maatjes" in Arizona, I fear.

Now, for groan inducing silliness...

 

[chrono_war01]

groan...

I have no idea what you guys are talking about...

 

[cthulhu77]

groan...

I have no idea what you guys are talking about...

EXACTLY !

Did love herring with some mustard sauce and a slice of bermuda onion...ah, giving up eating fish can be hard sometimes!

 

[Steve O'Shea]

...ah, giving up eating fish can be hard sometimes!

Dude, I'm proud of ya!!

 

[OB]

I am willing to give up my favourite octopus recipes for the sake of tank owners, but will NEVER let go of my herring

OK, groan time:

Q: Who has ten pistols and terrorizes the seas?
A: Billy the Squid.

Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Armed.

EDIT: C'mon guys, it doesn't get much worse than that, right? Who'll pick up the gauntlet?

 

[cttlfish]

well, at least this thread hasn't been nailed to it's perch yet...

 

[cthulhu77]

well, at least this thread hasn't been nailed to it's perch yet...

Or it's pike. How about a Shad?

 

[tonmo]

...OK, groan time:

Q: Who has ten pistols and terrorizes the seas?
A: Billy the Squid.

Q: How does an octopus go to war?
A: Armed.

...

NICE, dude.

Q: Why is it not wise to insult, then turn your back on an octopus?

A: He's bound to throw you a sucker punch.

 

[OB]

That's BAD, Tony....

 

[cuttlegirl]

What do you call a neurotic octopus?
A crazy mixed up squid...

 

[tonmo]

Q: What do you call an octopus who listens to John Coltrane?

A: A beaknik.

 

[cuttlegirl]

Ok, my one and only attempt at re-worded lyrics. Now the song is stuck in my head!!!!

They're slimy and they're slinky,
Mysterious and stinky,
They're all together inky,
The Squidly Family.

Their house is in the ocean
Where people swim to see 'em
They really are a dream
The Squidly Family.

(Jawed)
(Clawed)
(Decapod)

So get a pair of boots on
A black and blue wetsuit on
We've gotta pursuit on
The Squidly Family.

 

[tonmo]

nice one!

Now see what you've dredged up here, Steve?