Groaners, the forum that will NEVER DIE

[WhiteKiboko]

there's a Mon in front.... Mon Calamari


Did i give away the fact that im a quasi-geek?

 

[nanoteuthis]

there's a Mon in front.... Mon Calamari

Hey Mon, would that be Bob Moncalamarley?

 

[um...]

Oh, how I've missed that stuff.

 

[ant]

No i think its calimari cruiser. Mon calimari is a planet

 

[ant]

ok so its mon its still has a calimari in it

 

[DocidicusGigas]

'Eya, mon, what's doin? You want buy a cigar?

Ya mon. We be JAMMIN'!

 

[tonmo]

Wow, this was an awesome thread. Tani, come back!! Your fronds miss you!

 

[Steve O'Shea]

.... it died

 

[OB]

Not necessarily....

 

[tonmo]

hibernated...

 

[OB]

The Dead Thread Collector: Bring out yer dead threads.
[a man puts a TONMO thread on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Thread: Here's one.
The Dead Thread Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Thread That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Thread Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Thread: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Thread That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Thread Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Thread: Yes he is.
The Dead Thread That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Thread Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Thread: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Thread That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Thread: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Thread Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Thread That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Thread: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Thread Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Thread That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Thread: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Thread Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Thread: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Thread Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Thread: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Thread Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Thread That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Thread: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Thread That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Thread Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Thread with a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Thread: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Thread Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Thread: Right.

 

[Phil]

Maybe this thread is not dead, but is just pining for the fjords.

 

[OB]

Maybe it just smells funny? Ammonia, anyone?

 

[cthulhu77]

Pushin' up the daisies.

 

[tonmo]

It's only a flesh wound!