oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You must be watching someone else Tani?
I have never seen a person make such an interesting subject so uninteresting before... a real talent he has for painting everything a real vibrant shade of B L A N D........
Even worse is the patronising voice that narates the series! I particularly remember him looking at a Cooks tree boa and he was blowing in its face. The Voice said, ' mark is actually trying to calm the snake down' hahahahaha thats one of the best ways to noise a snake up enough to strike at his bulbous nose and look 'amazing' for the cameras.
ever seen the one where he gets bitten by a venemous snake? He jumps out the car and grabs it and admits on camera that he didnt know what it was before he grabbed it? Then refused any treatment? My hero!!!
And another ocassion looking at crocs with a real croc expert and he was told he could catch one from the boat but not anything about a certain size that would be a female as the real croc expert didnt want the females disturbed as they may be ready to mate ( or was it lay eggs???)and he sees a croc and jumps in anyway.. knowing full well it was a female and admits to the camera that he did it anyway cuz he thought he might not get another chance to do it!
I'd have dumped him there and then if i was the croc man
I have been to some of the places he has and i dont remember the rainforest looking so grey when i was there???
If you want an half hour programme on TV where there is a made up 'adventure' and you know he will find the animal in the last few minutes and tears will fall freely from your eyes with boredom???? Marks your man!
hmmmm was that too harsh?
Allegedly
You must be watching someone else Tani?
I have never seen a person make such an interesting subject so uninteresting before... a real talent he has for painting everything a real vibrant shade of B L A N D........
Even worse is the patronising voice that narates the series! I particularly remember him looking at a Cooks tree boa and he was blowing in its face. The Voice said, ' mark is actually trying to calm the snake down' hahahahaha thats one of the best ways to noise a snake up enough to strike at his bulbous nose and look 'amazing' for the cameras.
ever seen the one where he gets bitten by a venemous snake? He jumps out the car and grabs it and admits on camera that he didnt know what it was before he grabbed it? Then refused any treatment? My hero!!!
And another ocassion looking at crocs with a real croc expert and he was told he could catch one from the boat but not anything about a certain size that would be a female as the real croc expert didnt want the females disturbed as they may be ready to mate ( or was it lay eggs???)and he sees a croc and jumps in anyway.. knowing full well it was a female and admits to the camera that he did it anyway cuz he thought he might not get another chance to do it!
I'd have dumped him there and then if i was the croc man
I have been to some of the places he has and i dont remember the rainforest looking so grey when i was there???
If you want an half hour programme on TV where there is a made up 'adventure' and you know he will find the animal in the last few minutes and tears will fall freely from your eyes with boredom???? Marks your man!
hmmmm was that too harsh?
Allegedly
:x
Tony, I think this deserves an award for "Most Creative Use of Mime in a Message Board Post"!
Interesting, though, that he emulates the tick-tock sound by "sticking and unsticking several of his suction cups". 
