Taco Bell comes to its senses, and substitutes the 'beans' with something a little fresher (i.e. preserved from a more recent geologic period) and a heckuva lot easier to digest.
Pistols shots ring out in the barroom night
Enter Patty Valentine from the upper hall
She sees the bartender in a pool of blood
Cries out "My God they killed them all"
Here comes the story of the Ammonite
The man the authorities came to... er-fight
For something that he never done
Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the world.
...as much as I want to photoshop a box of "honey nut ammonites", I gotta go to bed... Time to cut my losses... but will be back to help finish the job, unless you all beat me to it!
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