101 Uses for Ammonites

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  1. Phil

    Phil Colossal Squid Supporter Registered

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    Here's a starter for 10 points. Anyone have any other good uses for a (dead!) ammonite?


    No.1. Sylish hair for space princesses

     

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    A fake Cinnabon prop?
     
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    isnt that the same as Phil's idea? :)
     
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    I'm not sure, but I don't think so, my idea is it's supposed to look like an actual Cinnabon, not resemble it, I guess there really aren't that many uses for an ammonite shell.
     
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    No. 3 (after cinnibun replacement): Drunk-guy happy-maker
    One use is to leave it on your mantle, then meet a drunk guy in a bar who really likes ammonites, invite him to your home, then tell him he can keep it, and watch him drag it home while avoiding the bobbies.

    Alternatively, you can use it like this...

    No. 4: Buggy wheels

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    /makings of a great thread!
     
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    No. 5: Spiral Staircase

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    Bah! The copper look utterly baffled. He exchanged a look of 'Oh a nutter' with his colleague and drove on. My luck.

    No.6. Alien mothership

     

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    No. 7: Bling-bling

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    How about the blunt hurling object du jour?
     
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    No. 8: Canadian Ice Curling

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    No.9 Elegant Transportation for Victorian Gentlemen.

    The original 'boneshaker'?

     

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    No.10 Jazz Ensemble

    (The Cephalopods 1928-36) (Contained a few nautiloids but who's counting?)

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    No. 11: Impromptu Clothing Repairs


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    No. 12: X-Ray Specs

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    No. 13: Water Canteen

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    /MS paint hack-job...

    time for bed :sleeping:
     
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    No. 14: Engine for a C-5 Galaxy


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    No 15: Prosthetic Nose

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    /second Jackson family entry :)
     
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    LOL I love this site!!!!

    Carol :mrgreen:
     
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    No. 16: Bicep Implants for Bodybuilders

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