101 Uses for Ammonites

[tonmo]

No. 78: New Zealand Ocean Vortex

 

[Steve O'Shea]

Are we all going down the drain?

 

[Clem]

No. 79: Instant Guggenheim

 

[TPOTH]

No. 80: Xmas decorations

TPOTH

 

[TPOTH]

No. 81: Cuz we like alcohol

TPOTH

 

[spartacus]

No.82 Synchronized ammonite hunting, Olympic exhibition sport

Here we see Team Britain training on the white cliffs of Peacehaven in East Sussex.
Modest TONMO moderator Phil (I don't blow my own trumpet) Eyden & Team Britain coach explains that the team is predominantly made up of Iraqi ex-special forces personnel who've been trying to sneak into the UK diguised as beached sperm whales. Good job they didn't seek asylum in New Zealand !
"they don't know an ammonite from a Scud just yet" said Phil "but the ammonites here are substantial enough for novice rockhounds to recognise"

 

[Phil]

Spartacus!

No.83 Fruit Machine for Palaeontologists



18 to go. We can do it....

 

[Phil]

No.84 Irritating Game Shows

 

[spartacus]

Phil,
today is a good day, I have retired from the pointless exercise previously known as "my job".
on to phase 2

 

[tonmo]

Hey, really? Congratulations!!

 

[Colin]

No.85 Playground games for world leaders

 

[Colin]

No.86 Speech writer

 

[Phil]

No.87 Hats for World Leaders

 

[tonmo]

Ha!! Looks like we need some "fairness and balance" on TONMO.com

No. 88: Distracting facial flaws on otherwise handsome Vice Presidential Candidates

 

[tonmo]

No. 89: Washed-up Prize Fighter Tattoo Stencils

KO'ed in four rounds last night!