Yourall nuts

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  1. Octopus_maniac567

    Octopus_maniac567 Larval Mass Registered

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    I think ur all freaking crazy
    How can u love octopi so much for goodness sake
    It makes NO SENSE watsoever that u love them so much
    it is crazy
    as in the topic i think ur all freakin insane

    See a psychologist RIGHT NOW for ur own safety
    Get a life get a partner get real.
     
  2. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    Why thank you for your insight on this matter. Have you a phone number for a good psychologist? I've found that drugs just don't cut the mustard anymore, and neither does tagging walls with nonsense as a form of stress relief ..... and as I'm sinking further into cephalopodan oblivion, have no life, and wifey thinks I'm nuts too, it has dawned on me that help is desperately required.

    Perhaps you should sit down and we can talk about this ...
     
  3. Phil

    Phil Colossal Squid Supporter Registered

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    Re: Yourall nuts

    I do apologise for my mother, everyone. She really embarrasses me sometimes. I'll have words.

    What are you interested in, Octopus_maniac567? Let us critically deconstruct it for you. Apologies, I used some long words there.
     
  4. WhiteKiboko

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    there may be creativity in the post we're missing....

    maybe
    the structure is
    forming a visual poem maybe?
    may-
    be not.....

    :roll:
     
  5. Clem

    Clem Architeuthis Supporter Registered

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    Aw, hell.

    Nope. Not this time. Staying out of this one.

    :sleeping:
     
  6. CONFUzED

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    :x LOOK, IF YOU DONT LIKE OCTOPI OR OCEAN CREATURES, THEN WHY DID YOU COME TO THIS SITE? HUH? I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S A FREAKIN MANIAC! :x
     
  7. tonmo

    tonmo Titanites Staff Member Webmaster Moderator

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    Nice troll! :wink:
     
  8. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    Having thought about this some more, it has dawned on me that not only are we nuts, but we're all oxygen thieves too, and through the power of union we're all out to deprive you of your share of molecules.

    So, on the count of three it is the mission of all nutty people to hyperventilate, and suck as much O2 as we can. All non-nutty peoples heads will then implode.

    1, 2, 3

    GO


    .... did it work (look around at your colleagues)?
     
  9. tonmo

    tonmo Titanites Staff Member Webmaster Moderator

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    :lol: :shock: ....can't....breathe...

    (Does this mean Octopus_maniac567 won't become a TONMO.com Supporter?)
     
  10. Phil

    Phil Colossal Squid Supporter Registered

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    Steve,

    I'm trying to suck in as much air as I can but I have two pencils stuck up my nose which is inhibiting my progress. My pet halibut 'Lord Rossendale' is instructing me via telepathy not to take them out so I am finding it difficult to abide by your instructions.

    Any suggestions greatfully received.

    Phil

    PS How do I get this blue paint off?
     
  11. Steve O'Shea

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    Phil, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times; this is simple sucky-sucky-motor 101!! You MUST remove the pencil from your backside first, before trying to inhale them through your nose. This prevents the vacuum from forming. If you suck any harder it may be your head that implodes!!!

    If the backside pencil is stuck, then gently remove one of the nasal obstructions... but remember, ONE AT A TIME, and GENTLY!!! The reasons for this are, of course, covered in sucky-sucky-motor 102 (but I'm not sure if you've done that course yet).

    Sorry about the ink ....
     
  12. WhiteKiboko

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    we are not crazy....

    [​IMG]

    :roll:
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    ROF :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I laughed sooo hard I have tears pouring down my face!!! I love this site.

    And your right......

    We're all NUTS!!!!!!! :shock:
     
  14. Phil

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    Thanks Steve!!!!!!

    I am slowly removing pencils from my body one by one via your instructions. I think I'm going to be OK.

    Why don't you have an 'Ask Steve' problem page here? I think we could all use your help!

    [​IMG]
     
  15. WhiteKiboko

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    I must compliment the Viscount of Phil....Tis a mighty fine mustache

    But alas....



    :)
     
  16. Steve O'Shea

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    WK, you're not drinking soya sauce again are you? I thought you'd got over that?
     
  17. WhiteKiboko

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    to rip off the late rick james:

    "soy sauce is a hell of a condiment...."

    what can i say, i love the sauce....but thats fish sauce in the pic.... thought the squiddage was appropriate....

    :beer:
     
  18. TPOTH

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    Re: Yourall nuts

    Rule nb1: Don't feed the troll
    Rule nb2: Do not talk about Fight Club
    Rule nb3: DO NOT talk about Fight Club
    Rule nb4: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

    yesss... your point being??
    do put the following words into Goggle: hentai, tentacles
    Don't thank me, i knew you'd like that sort of stuff, the bill for opening your eyes is on its way.
    U're 100% right, how could we be so blind?? let's all hate you instead, track you down, eat your brainzzz and roast your eyeballs... how's that?
    thank you for staying on topic ;) much appreciated...
    but i am a psychologist... yessir... the voices told me so
    life? *checks pulse* can't help you there...
    partner? check!
    real? *pinch* ouch! check!

    Thank you for a few fun minutes ;) Please come back ;)
    And some helpful moderators will tell you about the wonders of IP-tracking... i just pray u're not in the States, WK is willing and able to travel to meet you in person :heee:

    TPOTH
     
  19. WhiteKiboko

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    Re: Yourall nuts

    No worries, i have friends in US immigration, im sure i can discreetly get out of the country :twisted:

    if he's in the UK, well lets just hope the Viscout of Phil doesnt go Dalek on him.... :shock:

    on a second note, phil's pic looks like the legendary member of Spinal Tap,:band: Derek Smalls.... :thumbsup:
     
  20. Jean

    Jean Colossal Squid Supporter

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    Actually I think we're all pretty sane! haggis's, pencils in various orifices and strange music loving notwithstanding..........every one else is insane.........and I am a psychologist ......it even says so on my BSc transcript! :twisted:



    Although I have seen the light and moved on to the infinitely more interesting world of cephs.......you never know I may eventually be able to submit a paper to Brain and Behaviour on the relationship between cephalopods, cephalopod maniacs and cyberspace!!!! :grad: :madsci:


    J
     

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