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Yourall nuts

Octopus_maniac567

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I think ur all freaking crazy
How can u love octopi so much for goodness sake
It makes NO SENSE watsoever that u love them so much
it is crazy
as in the topic i think ur all freakin insane

See a psychologist RIGHT NOW for ur own safety
Get a life get a partner get real.
 

Steve O'Shea

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Why thank you for your insight on this matter. Have you a phone number for a good psychologist? I've found that drugs just don't cut the mustard anymore, and neither does tagging walls with nonsense as a form of stress relief ..... and as I'm sinking further into cephalopodan oblivion, have no life, and wifey thinks I'm nuts too, it has dawned on me that help is desperately required.

Perhaps you should sit down and we can talk about this ...
 

Phil

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Re: Yourall nuts

I do apologise for my mother, everyone. She really embarrasses me sometimes. I'll have words.

What are you interested in, Octopus_maniac567? Let us critically deconstruct it for you. Apologies, I used some long words there.
 

WhiteKiboko

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there may be creativity in the post we're missing....

maybe
the structure is
forming a visual poem maybe?
may-
be not.....

:roll:
 

CONFUzED

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:x LOOK, IF YOU DONT LIKE OCTOPI OR OCEAN CREATURES, THEN WHY DID YOU COME TO THIS SITE? HUH? I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S A FREAKIN MANIAC! :x
 

Steve O'Shea

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Having thought about this some more, it has dawned on me that not only are we nuts, but we're all oxygen thieves too, and through the power of union we're all out to deprive you of your share of molecules.

So, on the count of three it is the mission of all nutty people to hyperventilate, and suck as much O2 as we can. All non-nutty peoples heads will then implode.

1, 2, 3

GO


.... did it work (look around at your colleagues)?
 

tonmo

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:lol: :shock: ....can't....breathe...

(Does this mean Octopus_maniac567 won't become a TONMO.com Supporter?)
 

Phil

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Steve,

I'm trying to suck in as much air as I can but I have two pencils stuck up my nose which is inhibiting my progress. My pet halibut 'Lord Rossendale' is instructing me via telepathy not to take them out so I am finding it difficult to abide by your instructions.

Any suggestions greatfully received.

Phil

PS How do I get this blue paint off?
 

Steve O'Shea

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Phil said:
Steve,

I'm trying to suck in as much air as I can but I have two pencils stuck up my nose which is inhibiting my progress. ...
Any suggestions greatfully received.
Phil, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times; this is simple sucky-sucky-motor 101!! You MUST remove the pencil from your backside first, before trying to inhale them through your nose. This prevents the vacuum from forming. If you suck any harder it may be your head that implodes!!!

If the backside pencil is stuck, then gently remove one of the nasal obstructions... but remember, ONE AT A TIME, and GENTLY!!! The reasons for this are, of course, covered in sucky-sucky-motor 102 (but I'm not sure if you've done that course yet).

Sorry about the ink ....
 

corw314

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ROF :lol: :lol: :lol:

I laughed sooo hard I have tears pouring down my face!!! I love this site.

And your right......

We're all NUTS!!!!!!! :shock:
 

Phil

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Thanks Steve!!!!!!

I am slowly removing pencils from my body one by one via your instructions. I think I'm going to be OK.

Why don't you have an 'Ask Steve' problem page here? I think we could all use your help!

 

WhiteKiboko

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to rip off the late rick james:

"soy sauce is a hell of a condiment...."

what can i say, i love the sauce....but thats fish sauce in the pic.... thought the squiddage was appropriate....

:beer:
 

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Re: Yourall nuts

Rule nb1: Don't feed the troll
Rule nb2: Do not talk about Fight Club
Rule nb3: DO NOT talk about Fight Club
Rule nb4: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

Octopus_maniac567 said:
I think ur all freaking crazy
yesss... your point being??
How can u love octopi so much for goodness sake
do put the following words into Goggle: hentai, tentacles
Don't thank me, i knew you'd like that sort of stuff, the bill for opening your eyes is on its way.
It makes NO SENSE watsoever that u love them so much
it is crazy
U're 100% right, how could we be so blind?? let's all hate you instead, track you down, eat your brainzzz and roast your eyeballs... how's that?
as in the topic i think ur all freakin insane
thank you for staying on topic ;) much appreciated...
See a psychologist RIGHT NOW for ur own safety
but i am a psychologist... yessir... the voices told me so
Get a life get a partner get real.
life? *checks pulse* can't help you there...
partner? check!
real? *pinch* ouch! check!

Thank you for a few fun minutes ;) Please come back ;)
And some helpful moderators will tell you about the wonders of IP-tracking... i just pray u're not in the States, WK is willing and able to travel to meet you in person :heee:

TPOTH
 

WhiteKiboko

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Re: Yourall nuts

TPOTH said:
And some helpful moderators will tell you about the wonders of IP-tracking... i just pray u're not in the States, WK is willing and able to travel to meet you in person
No worries, i have friends in US immigration, im sure i can discreetly get out of the country :twisted:

if he's in the UK, well lets just hope the Viscout of Phil doesnt go Dalek on him.... :shock:

on a second note, phil's pic looks like the legendary member of Spinal Tap,:band: Derek Smalls.... :thumbsup:
 

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Actually I think we're all pretty sane! haggis's, pencils in various orifices and strange music loving notwithstanding..........every one else is insane.........and I am a psychologist ......it even says so on my BSc transcript! :twisted:



Although I have seen the light and moved on to the infinitely more interesting world of cephs.......you never know I may eventually be able to submit a paper to Brain and Behaviour on the relationship between cephalopods, cephalopod maniacs and cyberspace!!!! :grad: :madsci:


J
 

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