No, this isn't a belated April Fool's Day prank. The cover story on this week's TV GUIDE is entitled "The TV Moodmender", with the subheading, "Sad, tired, bored, a little nervous? Relief is as close as the nearest remote." Under the heading of remedies for depression, the evening pick is SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! The synopsis reads, "You'll either watch with a smile or stare in disbelief. Either way, it's pretty hard to be gloomy." Who wouldn't want to live in a world where the most maniacal bad guy is a diminutive Copepod, and the most agonizing question is who threw a peanut at Clamu the Giant Oyster? "MEOW"