Humor: "This is why an octopus is more awesome than your mom"

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  1. djkaty

    djkaty Vampyroteuthis Registered

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    CaptFish Colossal Squid Staff Member Moderator

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    :roflmao: too funny, Even funnier is all the misinformation about the octopus!
     
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    "Would your mother ever exact revenge on a dolphin by crapping in its gaping, blue jaws?"
     
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    Aside from the poisonous tentacles and the ripping off of jelly arms (not sure about this one, I have read about the chambered nautilus using jellies as defense but by maneuvering the whole animal, not removing the tentacles), I think most of the thoughts are close for one species or another.
     
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    I liked this one.

    I thought they all laid eggs
     
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    DWhatley Cthulhu Staff Member Moderator

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    There is a deep see octo that quailfies for the first I believe. The argonaut also has a huge size discrepancy but I believe there is a very large female and very small male in the deep sea group as well.

    The second could appear that way for some of the ones that carry their eggs rather than attach them to a substrate
    :grin:
     
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    Hilarious. Che k out some of the other comics.
     
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