I reckon moonlights as a sniffer dog for the peruvian border police.... No later than yesterday he was bragging about his remarkable sense of smell. That would also explain why he hasn't been around much (both here at the lab and online)
That is a frightening image...Dr.SOS stalking about a terminal, nose to the floor...
Some ball pythons were found here a couple of years ago with bricks of heroin in them at the airpark. Those drug smugglers are somewhat inventive !