cephaikus

[tonmo]

no harm in counting
the master does it himself
the haiku hippo

The master better
Check his finger count again
Consider this one:

have another cold one
architeuthis will show up
and pink elephants

 

[WhiteKiboko]

dang....i hate when i do that..... i churn them out and forget to change the thought into proper format shouldve had an ' instead of the a.... i honor you with haiku and you point out my mistake but how do you know i dont suffer from polydactyly?

hanging head in shame
definitely lost my touch
humiliation

arrr!!! ye scurvy man
how dare ye expose my fault
we pirates cant count

you beat me to the punch tony, last night lying in bed i pulled this together

barrage of haiku
what on earth have i started?
a rousing success

-

i am unconcerned
with petty things like details
thus haikus my way

imagination awry
my plush octopus, a lush
and a mean one too!

 

[tonmo]

I will not point out
imagination awry
oops i just did heh

 

[tonmo]

...or perhaps that was
intentional, I can't tell..
either way it's fine

Was just responding
to your self-given title
of haiku master

how many masters
of haiku can't count to five?
now i'm in trouble

i'd better stop now
before i get myself whacked
by a pale hippo

 

[nanoteuthis]

neil diamond. umm, no
certainly not horrible
but no number one

If Diamond were One,
wouldn't Barry Manilow
be real Number Two?



[Disclaimer: I reserve the right to make fun of B**** M****** just like everyone else does, even though I still like "Mandy" and "Could It Be Magic". Deal with it.]

 

[nanoteuthis]

"Penis of the Sea"
Say Mediterranean
Salts of the sea-cuke

Could it be that those
Mediterranean salts
were at sea too long?

First envisioning
manatees as mermaids fair
then, funnier still

great genitalia
inching along the sea floor
with Pearl Fish in tow

one can only guess
what image was suggested
by anemones....

8)

 

[tonmo]

Right! Wot's all this then?
These phallic references
are going to far!

You must remember
kids love cephalopods too
as do their parents

 

[nanoteuthis]

Right! Wot's all this then?
These phallic references
are going to far!

You must remember
kids love cephalopods too
as do their parents

I claim innocence --
'twas Evil Adam Eli
who led me astray.

To the Jacuzzi,
thou agent provocateur,
and eat Humboldt pie!

There's no Clem-ency
for those who place TONMOers
"in arms' way"!

 

[Clem]

You must remember
kids love cephalopods too
as do their parents

Children likely made
The link between sea-cukes and
Wee-wees, don't you think

Better rope off the
Physiology forum
That hook is used how?

O'Shea pees freely
And garners no rebuke but
He's a PHD



Clem

 

[tonmo]

No worries there Clem
If I had been serious
I'd not use haiku

Oh, ahem, um... No worries there, Clem. If I had been serious I'd not use haiku.

 

[Steve O'Shea]

O'Shea pees freely
And garners no rebuke but
He's a PHD



Clem

Tiz just a title
of little import to me
I'll give it to you

Dr Clem, are you calling me incontinent?

 

[Clem]

So join in with me
We'll go climb a tree and pee
From a great height, hee

See?

 

[nanoteuthis]

There's no Clem-ency
for those who place TONMOers
"in arms' way"!

Even the were-squid
may run out of tentacles --
witness the above

So forgive me, folks,
and change that last line to read,
"in arms' way," oy vey!

(And while we're at it,
what's an SUV for whales?
Cetacean Wagon!)

 

[tonmo]

(And while we're at it,
what's an SUV for whales?
Cetacean Wagon!)

OMG how great
a Groaner in a haiku
now THAT'S impressive

 

[tonmo]

Must stop haiku-ing
I'm going out of my mind
it's all Brian's fault