[TONMO exclusive] New method to hunt giant squid announced!

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  1. Phil

    Phil Colossal Squid Supporter Registered

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    Breaking news: New method to hunt Giant Squid

    The East Grinstead Sentinel (early edition) carried an interesting development this morning.

     

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  2. bobwonderbuns

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    :roflmao: :cheers:
     
  3. tonmo

    tonmo Titanites Staff Member Webmaster Moderator

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    :lol: Nice one, Phil!
     
  4. chrono_war01

    chrono_war01 Colossal Squid Supporter

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    I knew it!
    :lol:

    April fools, eh?
     
  5. sorseress

    sorseress Colossal Squid Supporter

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    Does it have to be a rubber model? Oh right, you can keep refilling the model. The real thing would just get eaten. :lol:
     
  6. aximbigfan

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    you got me...


    chris
     
  7. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    :shock:

    ...... I would so love to relay this on camera; there are three opportunities to do so this month!
     
  8. corw314

    corw314 Colossal Squid Staff Member Moderator

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    :lol: I love this site.................
     
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    :oshea: + :headphon: = :archi:
    :grin:
     
  10. cuttlegirl

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    Steve,

    Are you sure you are OK with letting an archie eat Neil??? Shouldn't the model be someone you want Archie to eat? One of those pro-bottom trawling politicians or whomever has your Neil article?
     
  11. bigGdelta

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    Giant Squid sue to keep Neil Diamond on the surface. " Nuclear waste is one thing but smaltzy 70's singers is going too far" said Archie Dux lawyer for the plaintiff.........
     
  12. um...

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    This might explain all those whale strandings. It's either the lucky ones who've managed to escape onto the beach, or the ones who have gone mad and come ashore looking for neurotic women.
     
  13. Tintenfisch

    Tintenfisch Architeuthis Staff Member Moderator

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    The East Grinstead Sentinel actually called me to confirm the truth of this before it went to press. I had to admit I had heard some distressing rumors along these lines, and was concerned, along with several others, about this being the final insult, triggering the invasion of land and destruction of the human race by an outraged contingent of our squid overlords. The Sentinel then asked whether anyone was planning to boycott this cruel and unusual baiting method...

    "I am," I said!

    :wink:
     
  14. bobwonderbuns

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    Well I believe her! :grin:
     

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