"Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr! "
Bloody Jenny Rackham (when I'm in disguise it's Long Jean Silver!)
"Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
I shouldv'e had more
before I answered the questions and mellowed a little, now my bloodthirsty side is on show..........where'd I leave that scalpel??
Avast, we be either swashbucklin' cousins or fruit of the same scurvy bilge-rat father's loins! (Sorry, Dad.)
What say we meet in Tortuga and make the whole Flint clan walk the plank? Filthy plaid-skirted vermin, the lot of 'em!
Shiver me timbers, one glance at Cap'n Pale Hippo without his breeches and his stockinged swabbies would have any foul-tempered hurricane turning sail and running for the flat Sargasso Sea... do ye think they'd be averse to chasing a few Messies our way? Might be a bit chilly in the bleedin' Antarctic though; reckon the Cap'n'd do well to hang on to his trousers after all...