Little Joke...An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African

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  1. Scouse

    Scouse Haliphron Atlanticus Registered

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    A pinch of salt please ladies and Gentlemen....


    An Englishman, an Aussie and a South African are in a bar one night,having
    a beer. All of a sudden the South African downs his beer, throws his glass
    in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says: "In
    Sath Efrika our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the
    same one twice."
    The Aussie, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
    into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces and says:
    "Well mate, in 'Straaaaailia we have so much sand to make the glasses
    that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either".
    The Englishman, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
    throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun, shoots the South African
    and the Australian and then says:
    "In London we have so many South Africans and Australians that we
    don't need to drink with the same ones twice.


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  2. Jean

    Jean Colossal Squid Supporter

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  3. cthulhu77

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    Now now....heheh... :lol: Ok, that is funny...
     

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