If you've got $250 burning a hole in your pocket....

[nanoteuthis]

Food? Nah. Clothing? Nah. Rent? Nah.

Why waste it on boring necessities when you can get one of THESE:

http://www.sotatoysonline.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=83&products_id=196

[Click on thumbnail for detailed image. Impressive!]