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Got bored and checked um...'s posts, there's a Neil on every other one. :?Burstsovenergy said:What's with um... and Neil?
Burstsovenergy24 said:I got time to kill.
hehe
Way back in August said:...someone sent me a news clipping about Neil Diamond that warmed the cockles in my heart (there's a little mollusc in everyone). I had it taped to the wall above my desk ..... for one day only ... and that wretched woman that you all love [guess who] put on her pointy black hat, rode her broomstick and has taken and hidden it.
Tintenfisch said:He's not far away... but pleasantly out of sight.
Becoming desperate said:....um, here's the deal. You get her majesty to return my ND news clipping and I'll give you a finished piece of [art]work.
I don't jest.
Being the super nice guy that I am said:Kat, will you please give back Steve's Neil Diamond article? Thanks in advance.
She said:
after which said:
Please?
In response said:
That heartless (but delectable) wench recently said:I would consider it a fair trade-off, then, if ND died and I agreed never to speak ill of him again (= never to speak of him again). Deal?
As for 'only one Neil' ... I suppose we should be thankful for small favors, although I maintain that that's still one and a half too many.
BTW, if 'Neil' surpasses 'squid' as one of the top words used on this site, there will be trouble. BIG trouble. Newspaper-clippings-going-up-in-flames-and-the-ashes-sprinkled-into-unsuspecting-coffee-mugs-type trouble. Just so you know.
and so I said:Neil.
NickA5582 said:So it's to annoy TTF, but can't she just edit the Neil out of your posts, if she's that , and how will this get Steve's little article back? And why not just write "Neil" a couple times on your signature, so there will be 716n (n representing how many Neils there are) on TONMO, or does that not "count"? Where did TTF go, anyways?
I've got my on you DG.DocidicusGigas said:SHHHH! SHHHH! Before Tonmo finds this threads and shuts it down!!! uhhh.... SQUID! SQUID SQUID!