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  1. supernick

    supernick O. bimaculoides Registered

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    How many octopi does it take to change a lightbulb?
    2. 1 to change it and 1 to screw it up with octo ink :bonk:
     
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    NickA5582 Sepia elegans Registered

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    Here's another that I'm using from www.octopustruth.com

    How many octopuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    1/8th!!!
    Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.
     
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    tonmo Titanites Staff Member Webmaster Moderator

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    Hey, that's a good site! I'll add it to the Directory... Thanks!
     
  4. supernick

    supernick O. bimaculoides Registered

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    !

    octopus are'nt evil!!! :cry: :yinyang:
     
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    Phil Colossal Squid Supporter Registered

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    Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

    How should I vote?
     
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    um... Architeuthis Supporter

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    He lies closer to Ruler of the Universe. Governor of Ohio sounds like an awfully dirty insult to me.
     
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    Clem Architeuthis Supporter Registered

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    Phil,

    Jack Black is an actor and musician, currently starring in "School of Rock." Other film credits include "High Fidelity," "Jesus' Son" and "Shallow Hal." He is one half of the mighty Tenacious D.

    Clem
     
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    Phil Colossal Squid Supporter Registered

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    Oh, OK. I'll vote for Ruler of the Universe in case he gets elected. That way he might look kindly on me.

    Ta.
     
  9. supernick

    supernick O. bimaculoides Registered

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    evilme

    clem: see school of r and notice the part where he says read between the lines. thats what you are :twisted:



    just joshing
     
  10. supernick

    supernick O. bimaculoides Registered

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    hahahaha

    if Schwarzy's goveror of my state why cant J.B. be one? :mrgreen:
     
  11. supernick

    supernick O. bimaculoides Registered

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    what???

    hey!! :( where's my bad joke at the top goin?
     
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    Clem Architeuthis Supporter Registered

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    Re: evilme

    Supernick,

    Must I shell out $9.00 to get the joke?

    Clem
     
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    supernick O. bimaculoides Registered

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    :)

    J.B rules! :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :mrgreen:

    and yes, you must AND will be morally/verbally offended when he says "read between the lines." just amagine yourself as one of his old rock teammates. :lol:
     
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    supernick O. bimaculoides Registered

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    Re: evilme

    Didja see it? :D
     
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    NickA5582 Sepia elegans Registered

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    tonmo Titanites Staff Member Webmaster Moderator

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    Sorry, kind of off topic but........
    How many forum members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    :lol: love that!
     
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    Burstsovenergy24 Larger Pacific Striped Octopus Supporter

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    LOL Haha :lol: :lol:
     
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    none... they just make the webmaster change it....
     
  19. DocidicusGigas

    DocidicusGigas GPO Registered

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    How dare you! I LIVE in Ohio! ....Never mind. I have more to worry about in American politics....

    The Roman emperor Caligula once elected his favorite horse to the Roman Senate. In doing so, he did better than the whole of the US- at least he elected the front end of the horse. Wait a minute- WE DIDN'T ELECT HIM!!!! And yet he still got to be preident! :x
     
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    DocidicusGigas GPO Registered

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    YAAAAAAAH! NO CEPH REFERENCES! NO CEPH REFERANCES!!

    (*gulp* No, you see, Tonmo, I didn't write that, it was my.... uh... evil twin....)

    :nofeet: Sorry.... I had too much Coke. :whalevsa: :sink: :squidaut: LOVE the new emotiocons, by the way!!!

    *~*~*~SuGaR HiGh~*~*~*
     

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