Groaners, the forum that will NEVER DIE

[Fujisawas Sake]

Truly amazing... all these bad ceph puns... I mean, c'mon! Cephs are great! We should show them some more respect... We OCTO be ashamed of ourselves!



Okay, okay... I deserved that.

Anyway.. gotta go check out the Daily Prophet and find out who won the Squidditch match... Little Harry Potter humor...



Ouch! Okay... I deserved that too....
Thank you, thank you! I "danae" know where I come up with them!

Sushi and Sake (but hold the Tako Yaki)

John

 

[Fujisawas Sake]

Okay okay... a few more...

Q: What does a ceph sing before she goes out on a date?
A: "I feel squiddy. Oh so squiddy..."

Q: What kind of computers do cephs like to use?
A: The Apple bIMAC

Q: What candy is a favorite among cephalopods?
A: The Loligo-pop... They're real suckers for it...

Q: Why don't cephalopods get invited to many parties?
A: They're all too vulgaris

Q: How do cephs keep their beaks cavity-free?
A: They use "teuth" brushes



Sushi and Sake, but hold the Tako-Yaki

John

 

[Clem]

"To loligo where no squid has gone before..."

 

[nanoteuthis]

Yo, Clem, checked any of your private messages lately?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

:x

 

[Clem]

To the tune of "Uncle****er", as sung by Terrance and Phillip:

Shut your flimsy beak Architeuthis!
You're a drifting passive tweak, Architeuthis!
You lost a fight in Conception Bay!
Looked down upon by Steve O'Shea!

Shut your friggin' beak Me'choteuthis!
You're the flavor of the week Me'choteuthis!
You eat toothfish (when they're hooked!)
Unlike you I can't be cooked!




Clem
(With apologies to Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman)

 

[nanoteuthis]

"Oh my God, they've killed Archi!"

-- CEPH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER, AND UNHOOKED

(Blame Canada?)

 

[Clem]

"You guys, something's wrong with Kenny. I think he's sick."
"Yeah, sick of being broke-ass poor."
"No, I mean there's something really wrong with him."
"Kyle's right, Cartman. Kenny looks weird, and he smells funny."
"All consistent with being broke-ass poor, Stan."
"Quiet! Here he comes."

 

[nanoteuthis]

Brilliant!






"We're sorry, son, but we just replaced your hearts with a baked potato, a stuffed artichoke, and a soft-boiled egg, and you've got eighteen seconds to live...."

Requiem for Arkennyteuthis

Kyle's Mom

 

[Fujisawas Sake]

Does this mean Chef will start singing songs like "Eight Hectoctyls of Love", or "I Want to Siphon You" ?

Sushi and Sake,

John

 

[Clem]

Or that old chestnut, "Chocolate Mantle Walls."

Crap. There goes the rest of my free time. This site is getting way too good to me.

 

[Fujisawas Sake]

Clem,

Uh-Oh.... another addict...

Well you came, you posted, you breathed the air.... the change is inevitable. Like the sign says:

"ALL HOPE ABANDON, YE WHO ENTEROCTOPUS HERE"

A lesson lesson learned too late in... the ABYSSAL ZONE....

Sushi and Sake,

John

 

[krin]

Really bad joke

Q: What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

A: Nothing! giant squid don't talk.


Sorry, sorry, I'll go back to work now... :? KRin

 

[Clem]

KRin,

Decided to put the groan back in "Groaners," did you?

Thanks for keeping us honest.

Incoming!

 

[tonmo]

i'm not so sure the groans ever left....

mmmoooooaaaaaaannnnn....

 

[Fujisawas Sake]

Hi-squiddle-dee-dee, a ceph-lo-pod for me!

:P

Sushi and Sake,

John