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bigGdelta said:
I got your violins right here damnit
Q: How do you achieve perfect pitch with a violin?

A(1): Throwing it in the toilet without hitting the rim.
A(2): Sell it and buy a cello. (My personal favorite)
:lol:
 

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Q: why should you never say any violin jokes?

A: you never kno when we hide a gun in our case. :wink:

:boohoo: :goofysca:
 

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Q: What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
A: The're actually the same - the violin just looks smaller compared to the violinist's head. :roll:

(As a string-bassist myself... )
 

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well, its good to know there so many other musicians on tonmo.com.
 

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cuttlegirl said:
What's all the hostility towards violinists??? Not all of us are prima donnas...
No, to get that you need tenors.....(speaking from the perspective of an over-the-hill coloratura)
 

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cuttlegirl said:
What's all the hostility towards violinists??? Not all of us are prima donnas...
We know that you guys aren't, we just realize that you are (first chair) next inline to tell the rest of us what to do, and how to do it. I know you all have a baton in your cases. :wink:
 

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you, know, i always did think it isn't fair that the principle cello player nevr gets to be concertmaster, even if they are the best musician in the orchestra. but what would i know, being a 1st violin?

and i've never seen a thread get so off topic just from a single comment about violins.
 

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