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Mimsy Shagreen Arbuthnot developed the first contact lens for giant squids. This resulted in a marked increase in ship losses for the competition.
While fitting a trifocal lens on an exceptionally large specimen one sunny afternoon, she was dismembered and eaten. It has been surmised that the squid was annoyed by her incessant chattering about inconsequential things not of interest to squids.
While fitting a trifocal lens on an exceptionally large specimen one sunny afternoon, she was dismembered and eaten. It has been surmised that the squid was annoyed by her incessant chattering about inconsequential things not of interest to squids.