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- Jul 12, 2004
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All Hail to Teshub, 'The Conqueror', 'The king of Kummiya', 'King of Heaven, Lord of the land of Hatti, Divine ruler of fossilised marime life, Creator of Hittite Sausages etc. His wife Hebat was a bit of a trout by the way, as for Sharruma [Damn Hurrian import] rumour has it he was a bit of a drama queen [Enough Hittite God gossip].
As you would no doubt expect from a ressurected mass dissembowler my particular War Chariot is the Deluxe Si model [Slave Injection] with an almost TARDIS like storage system including 12 Slaves capacity. So is indeed well fitted for Fossil finding expeditions as a basic 200kg load capacity exists[Depending if Horse or older Oxen powered model].
Your fine picture shows the MkII version driven by the Sorcerer Johnnus Hughesss [Famed for his powers of Invisability] I think perchance that this evil satanist was in fact looking for his "Lost Balls of Go-Lef". Having had his goolies chopped off for naughty deeds and cast away by the Sea-God. Presumably they too are to be found at Folkestone!
Hopefully the aforementioned "House of Sustenance" [Chipshop] will accommodate myself, horses and slave retinue. In exchange for you help a "Holy bag of chips" will be brought to you by Hapantallis, the Sun-god's shepherd.
Finally would it be possible for either yourself [Follower of the Dragon Illuyankas] or any other readers of this fine tablet to recommend some easy reading on the fossils of kent / care of / Chariot friendly terrain to find them on. :P
As you would no doubt expect from a ressurected mass dissembowler my particular War Chariot is the Deluxe Si model [Slave Injection] with an almost TARDIS like storage system including 12 Slaves capacity. So is indeed well fitted for Fossil finding expeditions as a basic 200kg load capacity exists[Depending if Horse or older Oxen powered model].
Your fine picture shows the MkII version driven by the Sorcerer Johnnus Hughesss [Famed for his powers of Invisability] I think perchance that this evil satanist was in fact looking for his "Lost Balls of Go-Lef". Having had his goolies chopped off for naughty deeds and cast away by the Sea-God. Presumably they too are to be found at Folkestone!
Hopefully the aforementioned "House of Sustenance" [Chipshop] will accommodate myself, horses and slave retinue. In exchange for you help a "Holy bag of chips" will be brought to you by Hapantallis, the Sun-god's shepherd.
Finally would it be possible for either yourself [Follower of the Dragon Illuyankas] or any other readers of this fine tablet to recommend some easy reading on the fossils of kent / care of / Chariot friendly terrain to find them on. :P