2003 Giant Squid Predictions?

Steve O'Shea said:
Now it wouldn't be a sehkrit weapon anymore if I told you, would it....

Teuth Sleuth, you lie like a rug! "Sekhrit," as any adolescent girl can tell you, is the Kiwi code name for a ladies' underarm deodorant.

What the O-Man plans to do is deploy samples of this product (approximately ten per squid, for obvious reasons) into sectors of the ocean believed to house a high concentration of Archis. He's hoping that these fastidiously well-groomed cephs will rush to pick up Sekhrit samples, in order to cover up that telltale ammonia scent.

While the Archis are busy applying the Sekhrit, and performing other genteel rituals such as polishing their beaks and putting on mascara, Steve-O' will film them to conclusively refute the bad press they've gotten from anti-teuthite bipeds such as Jules Verne, Peter Benchley, and Stephen Hillenburg.

Face it, O', your cover has been blown, so you may as well admit your plans to your fellow hominids. We promise not to warn the squiddies, who in any event will be vindicated by the fruits of your labors. Or something like that. Barkeep, another :beer: please?

Tani the Uncanny
 
TaningiaDanae said:
Teuth Sleuth, you lie like a rug! "
LOL

.... actually, you are not that far from the truth .... except I should have said sehkrit weapons, as there are two of them; one smells and one doesn't :wink:
 
Oooh! Oooh! A clue! I know, I know...it's two divers, one without a nose!

Y'see...the one...he's got a nose, so he can...but...the other...um...

Barkeep, SEVERAL more, please... :beer:

Hey...is that Guiness? mmmm...

rusty
 
Steve O'Shea said:
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2004
:biggrin2:
2005? :mrgreen:
 
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2006

Unless someone else wants to try ... 2005 is the year of the whale!
 
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2342

I have never been, and will never be, an optimist.

2005 will be the Year of the Pangolin. Heed my words.
 
Squidman said:
It has been my dream to find the giant squid since I was three. Got some friendly competition, eh Steve?

I've had enough squid to last several lifetimes; I'm all for someone else taking over and giving this a go (I'm actually depending on it). Then I might be able to catch up on several years worth of research!
 
Phil said:
2005 will be the Year of the Pangolin. Heed my words.

Just in case anyone wanted to what one was...

:razz:
 

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"Just in case anyone wanted to what one was..."



Didn't Tempest pilots carry them in their rucksacks for luck during bombing raids????
 
Steve O'Shea said:
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2006

Unless someone else wants to try ... 2005 is the year of the whale!

Please don't be so depressing :cry:
(Listening to William Hung :lol: )
 
Eh, Squidman, How old are you? Perhaps we can team up on SOS when I finish school. By the time I finished, Dr.Steve O'Shea will be retired ( I think) Do you plan to retire, or you plan to retire when either a Giant Squid eats you or you see them in the wild?
 

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