2003 Giant Squid Predictions?

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  1. tonmo

    tonmo Titanites Staff Member Webmaster Moderator

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    :squid: :?:
     
  2. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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    2004
    :D
     
  3. Colin

    Colin Colossal Squid Supporter

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    What a bunch of depressing negative people we are LOL

    After I voted I seen it was 100%!!!!!!!!! for the NOs
     
  4. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    Just concentrate those negative vibes PLEASE ... our sehkrit weapon is not ready yet :bonk:
     
  5. 50121822

    50121822 Larval Mass Registered

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    I here the last one to observe a giant immature squid got a nuggie and a hertz donit...ron
     
  6. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    The chances of this being the same Ron who took me on a spin down Macon, Georgia, are exceedingly remote, but I ask anyway.
     
  7. 50121822

    50121822 Larval Mass Registered

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    Shoot,I remember you.Hey, you still owe me for that hooch!
     
  8. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    You are so pulling my chain!! It was a long shot .... like how many Ron's are there out there.... but hooch never entered the equation :D (that I remember anyway). LOL

    Nice to meet you anyway person of numeric soup identity.
    O
     
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    50121822 Larval Mass Registered

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    Likewise,Fellow squid fan!.........Ron
     
  10. rrtanton

    rrtanton Vampyroteuthis Registered

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    "Sehkrit weapon" Steve? Hmmmm?

    rusty
     
  11. nanoteuthis

    nanoteuthis Larger Pacific Striped Octopus Supporter

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    Shhhh, don't tell -- it's a Squid-Lure on the Roof.

    :lol:
    Ms. Meshuganah-teuthis
     
  12. tonmo

    tonmo Titanites Staff Member Webmaster Moderator

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  13. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    Now it wouldn't be a sehkrit weapon anymore if I told you, would it. There are spies everywhere ..... and present count has 6 dissenters
     
  14. Phil

    Phil Colossal Squid Supporter Registered

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    Steve, just a suggestion for a sehkrit weapon but could you take one of your frozen mature specimens and strap manouvering thrusters to it. Lights and cameras could be concealed within the mantle cavity and the thing could be driven through the ocean like an organic ROV.

    When another archi attempts to mate with it (to increase the chance the specimen could be pumped full of hormones first), hey presto! Out swing the cameras and you have your first pictures.

    Of course I'm being deadly serious. :lol:
     
  15. Colin

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    I think we should drag out that old thread with the anti gravity and squid catching devices! :lol:
     
  16. nanoteuthis

    nanoteuthis Larger Pacific Striped Octopus Supporter

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    Teuth Sleuth, you lie like a rug! "Sekhrit," as any adolescent girl can tell you, is the Kiwi code name for a ladies' underarm deodorant.

    What the O-Man plans to do is deploy samples of this product (approximately ten per squid, for obvious reasons) into sectors of the ocean believed to house a high concentration of Archis. He's hoping that these fastidiously well-groomed cephs will rush to pick up Sekhrit samples, in order to cover up that telltale ammonia scent.

    While the Archis are busy applying the Sekhrit, and performing other genteel rituals such as polishing their beaks and putting on mascara, Steve-O' will film them to conclusively refute the bad press they've gotten from anti-teuthite bipeds such as Jules Verne, Peter Benchley, and Stephen Hillenburg.

    Face it, O', your cover has been blown, so you may as well admit your plans to your fellow hominids. We promise not to warn the squiddies, who in any event will be vindicated by the fruits of your labors. Or something like that. Barkeep, another :beer: please?

    Tani the Uncanny
     
  17. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    LOL

    .... actually, you are not that far from the truth .... except I should have said sehkrit weapons, as there are two of them; one smells and one doesn't :wink:
     
  18. rrtanton

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    Oooh! Oooh! A clue! I know, I know...it's two divers, one without a nose!

    Y'see...the one...he's got a nose, so he can...but...the other...um...

    Barkeep, SEVERAL more, please... :beer:

    Hey...is that Guiness? mmmm...

    rusty
     
  19. tonmo

    tonmo Titanites Staff Member Webmaster Moderator

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    2005? :mrgreen:
     
  20. Steve O'Shea

    Steve O'Shea Colossal Squid Supporter

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    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

    2006

    Unless someone else wants to try ... 2005 is the year of the whale!
     

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