2003 Giant Squid Predictions?

Steve O'Shea

Colossal Squid
Supporter
#2
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2004
:D
 

Steve O'Shea

Colossal Squid
Supporter
#6
The chances of this being the same Ron who took me on a spin down Macon, Georgia, are exceedingly remote, but I ask anyway.
 

Steve O'Shea

Colossal Squid
Supporter
#8
You are so pulling my chain!! It was a long shot .... like how many Ron's are there out there.... but hooch never entered the equation :D (that I remember anyway). LOL

Nice to meet you anyway person of numeric soup identity.
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tonmo

Titanites
Staff member
Webmaster
Moderator
#12

Steve O'Shea

Colossal Squid
Supporter
#13
Now it wouldn't be a sehkrit weapon anymore if I told you, would it. There are spies everywhere ..... and present count has 6 dissenters
 

Phil

Colossal Squid
Supporter
Registered
#14
Steve, just a suggestion for a sehkrit weapon but could you take one of your frozen mature specimens and strap manouvering thrusters to it. Lights and cameras could be concealed within the mantle cavity and the thing could be driven through the ocean like an organic ROV.

When another archi attempts to mate with it (to increase the chance the specimen could be pumped full of hormones first), hey presto! Out swing the cameras and you have your first pictures.

Of course I'm being deadly serious. :lol:
 

nanoteuthis

Larger Pacific Striped Octopus
Supporter
#16
Steve O'Shea said:
Now it wouldn't be a sehkrit weapon anymore if I told you, would it....
Teuth Sleuth, you lie like a rug! "Sekhrit," as any adolescent girl can tell you, is the Kiwi code name for a ladies' underarm deodorant.

What the O-Man plans to do is deploy samples of this product (approximately ten per squid, for obvious reasons) into sectors of the ocean believed to house a high concentration of Archis. He's hoping that these fastidiously well-groomed cephs will rush to pick up Sekhrit samples, in order to cover up that telltale ammonia scent.

While the Archis are busy applying the Sekhrit, and performing other genteel rituals such as polishing their beaks and putting on mascara, Steve-O' will film them to conclusively refute the bad press they've gotten from anti-teuthite bipeds such as Jules Verne, Peter Benchley, and Stephen Hillenburg.

Face it, O', your cover has been blown, so you may as well admit your plans to your fellow hominids. We promise not to warn the squiddies, who in any event will be vindicated by the fruits of your labors. Or something like that. Barkeep, another :beer: please?

Tani the Uncanny
 

Steve O'Shea

Colossal Squid
Supporter
#17
TaningiaDanae said:
Teuth Sleuth, you lie like a rug! "
LOL

.... actually, you are not that far from the truth .... except I should have said sehkrit weapons, as there are two of them; one smells and one doesn't :wink:
 

rrtanton

Vampyroteuthis
Registered
#18
Oooh! Oooh! A clue! I know, I know...it's two divers, one without a nose!

Y'see...the one...he's got a nose, so he can...but...the other...um...

Barkeep, SEVERAL more, please... :beer:

Hey...is that Guiness? mmmm...

rusty
 

tonmo

Titanites
Staff member
Webmaster
Moderator
#19
Steve O'Shea said:
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

2004
:D
2005? :mrgreen:
 

Steve O'Shea

Colossal Squid
Supporter
#20
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

2006

Unless someone else wants to try ... 2005 is the year of the whale!
 

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