2003 Giant Squid Predictions?

Steve O'Shea

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2004
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What a bunch of depressing negative people we are LOL

After I voted I seen it was 100%!!!!!!!!! for the NOs
 

Steve O'Shea

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Just concentrate those negative vibes PLEASE ... our sehkrit weapon is not ready yet :bonk:
 

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I here the last one to observe a giant immature squid got a nuggie and a hertz donit...ron
 

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The chances of this being the same Ron who took me on a spin down Macon, Georgia, are exceedingly remote, but I ask anyway.
 

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You are so pulling my chain!! It was a long shot .... like how many Ron's are there out there.... but hooch never entered the equation :biggrin2: (that I remember anyway). LOL

Nice to meet you anyway person of numeric soup identity.
O
 

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rrtanton said:
"Sehkrit weapon" Steve?
Shhhh, don't tell -- it's a Squid-Lure on the Roof.

:lol:
Ms. Meshuganah-teuthis
 

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Now it wouldn't be a sehkrit weapon anymore if I told you, would it. There are spies everywhere ..... and present count has 6 dissenters
 

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Steve, just a suggestion for a sehkrit weapon but could you take one of your frozen mature specimens and strap manouvering thrusters to it. Lights and cameras could be concealed within the mantle cavity and the thing could be driven through the ocean like an organic ROV.

When another archi attempts to mate with it (to increase the chance the specimen could be pumped full of hormones first), hey presto! Out swing the cameras and you have your first pictures.

Of course I'm being deadly serious. :lol:
 

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I think we should drag out that old thread with the anti gravity and squid catching devices! :lol:
 

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Steve O'Shea said:
Now it wouldn't be a sehkrit weapon anymore if I told you, would it....
Teuth Sleuth, you lie like a rug! "Sekhrit," as any adolescent girl can tell you, is the Kiwi code name for a ladies' underarm deodorant.

What the O-Man plans to do is deploy samples of this product (approximately ten per squid, for obvious reasons) into sectors of the ocean believed to house a high concentration of Archis. He's hoping that these fastidiously well-groomed cephs will rush to pick up Sekhrit samples, in order to cover up that telltale ammonia scent.

While the Archis are busy applying the Sekhrit, and performing other genteel rituals such as polishing their beaks and putting on mascara, Steve-O' will film them to conclusively refute the bad press they've gotten from anti-teuthite bipeds such as Jules Verne, Peter Benchley, and Stephen Hillenburg.

Face it, O', your cover has been blown, so you may as well admit your plans to your fellow hominids. We promise not to warn the squiddies, who in any event will be vindicated by the fruits of your labors. Or something like that. Barkeep, another :beer: please?

Tani the Uncanny
 

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TaningiaDanae said:
Teuth Sleuth, you lie like a rug! "
LOL

.... actually, you are not that far from the truth .... except I should have said sehkrit weapons, as there are two of them; one smells and one doesn't :wink:
 

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Oooh! Oooh! A clue! I know, I know...it's two divers, one without a nose!

Y'see...the one...he's got a nose, so he can...but...the other...um...

Barkeep, SEVERAL more, please... :beer:

Hey...is that Guiness? mmmm...

rusty
 

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Steve O'Shea said:
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2004
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2005? :mrgreen:
 

Steve O'Shea

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2006

Unless someone else wants to try ... 2005 is the year of the whale!
 

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