No one has posted here fore more than 2 months!!!!
Okay, how bout this one:
So this diver goes into the ocean off China. He sees an undersea shop, so he goes in and sees a weird little bronze squid on the shelf. He asks the shopkeeper how much it costs. The shopkeeper tells him that it is $1000.05- five cents for the squid and a thousand bucks for the story. The diver tells the shopkeeper, "I'll take the squid, you can keep the story."
As the diver is swimming home, he sees a little squid jet up from the deep and swim alongside him, as close as he can get to the bronze squid. Then anotherone jest up, this one a firefly squid. Soon the huge form of an Architeuthis is rising behind him as he swims furiously for shore. He sees the shore, and grabs the squid. He throws it on shore, and the squids all jet ashore and die.
He comes back the next day.
"Ah yes," says the shopkeeper, "Now you want the story?"
"Nope," says the diver. "I just want to know if you have a bronze Republican."