Groaners, the forum that will NEVER DIE

**TaningiaDanae** · Dec 12, '02, 6:45pm

Originally Posted by tonmo

I added a new smiley just for you!

Must... keep... trying... .... need... more... ideas... for...puns...

Ah well. I give up. It's officianalis -- I can't come up with any new mantlerial.

Eeeeeks! Looks like I've been tomatoed. I'd better get outta here before I end up as Calamari Fra Diavolo. But I forgive your funnel vision, Tony, it was obviously just a fluke.

(BTW, on the topic of STAR WARS: THE ENTEROCTOPUS STRIKES BACK, were you aware that the part of the polite robot was played by Sepia Threepio?)

**tonmo** · Dec 12, '02, 6:54pm

Originally Posted by TaningiaDanae

(BTW, on the topic of STAR WARS: THE ENTEROCTOPUS STRIKES BACK, were you aware that the part of the polite robot was played by Sepia Threepio?)

LOL! It's just so bad, it's good! Ah, I love this forum, too.

**TaningiaDanae** · Dec 12, '02, 7:54pm

Originally Posted by termite

Love the groaners!

Come swim with us, Krissie, the water's fine! The more groans, the better. Regular contributors are rewarded with an extra bucket of krill at feeding time, plus the opportunity to verbally dunk Steve O'Shea in our infamous Jacuzzi filled with angry Humboldt squid. Beer is highly recommended for full appreciation of this thread, though caffeine, junk food, and/or severe insomnia are equally effective and may be substituted. Prop up your eyelids.... grab a cuppa, a brewski, and some nachos.... and enjoy!

Tani
Lord High Pain-in-the-Fluke, AARGGGHHH
(Association of Alan Rickman Groupies for Groaners Glorifying Haliphrons, Helicocranchia, and Histioteuthidae)

**Steve O'Shea** · Dec 12, '02, 8:54pm

Oh really?

There seems to be a growing chapter of Tonmoer's down here in NZ ... perhaps I'd best be careful.

**TaningiaDanae** · Dec 13, '02, 2:10am

Originally Posted by Steve O'Shea

Oh really?

There seems to be a growing chapter of Tonmoer's down here in NZ ... perhaps I'd best be careful.

Ahem.... my beak is sealed. Suffice it to say, next time you order spaghetti just be sure none of it is creeping out of the plate.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

**TaningiaDanae** · Jan 05, '03, 8:03am

Ink-identally, why do cephalopods have such a high birth rate?

'Cause there's a sucker born every minute.

:P

**Tintenfisch** · Jan 06, '03, 8:41pm

Q: What's a ceph's favorite sport?
A: Sucker! (Leading to the inevitable World [Suction] Cup... ]

**TaningiaDanae** · Jan 12, '03, 11:05am

Oh yeah? Well, betcha don't know who has ten arms and used to hang out with Tom Cruise....
Nicole Squidman!

Of course, it could've been worse, like who has ten arms and used to hang out with Mesonychodonna....
Sean Pen. Get it? Madonna? Penn? I know, that really stINKs.

**tonmo** · Jan 12, '03, 1:23pm

How about J. Lo(ligo) and P. Squiddy?

**termite** · Jan 12, '03, 5:17pm

Q: What do you call an octopus with a shrunken head?
A: Microcephalopod

Well... I thought it was funny.

**Steve O'Shea** · Jan 12, '03, 8:52pm

LOL

What do you call a shrunken head with an octopus then?

**TaningiaDanae** · Jan 14, '03, 12:56pm

"A Delicious Part of a Healthy Breakfast"

Tannibal the Cannibal

**TaningiaDanae** · Jan 14, '03, 1:00pm

Originally Posted by tonmo

How about J. Lo(ligo) and P. Squiddy?

And let us not forget Dick van Dux in SQUIDDY SQUIDDY BANG BANG!

(How many of you boyzz and grrrls are old enough to remember that one?)

8)

**tonmo** · Jan 14, '03, 4:05pm

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Sure, that's the one with the song, "Supercalimarifragilisticexpealidosidicus"....

Don't worry, I'll handle it from here...

**TaningiaDanae** · Jan 14, '03, 4:55pm

Originally Posted by tonmo

Sure, that's the one with the song, "Supercalimarifragilisticexpealidosidicus"....

Don't worry, I'll handle it from here...

I thought that was from CALAMARY POPFINS....

Don't TONMATO me, pleeeeeeeze!

**termite** · Jan 14, '03, 5:53pm

Originally Posted by Steve O'Shea

LOL

What do you call a shrunken head with an octopus then?

How about Microcephalae octobrachiopod ?

Am I close? Huh, huh?
Ok, so you got me on that one. What would you call it?

Q: What would you call an unusually small, dumb octopus with a missing arm (other than lunch)?
A: Micropachycephaloseptepod. Any other contributions?

**termite** · Jan 14, '03, 5:58pm

And let us not forget Dick van Dux in SQUIDDY SQUIDDY BANG BANG!

How could I forget! No tomatoes, sent more spoofs! Wait, where were they all headed in that movie? My brain is inking...

**TaningiaDanae** · Jan 17, '03, 8:33am

Originally Posted by termite

Q: What would you call an unusually small, dumb octopus with a missing arm (other than lunch)?
A: Micropachycephaloseptepod. Any other contributions?

How about:

Q: What do you call a pair of Siamese flying horned giant octopuses?
A: A macropterocerodicephalohexadecapus.

Beat that, why dontcha!