i just wanted to make sure this thread made it to the new system. :)
Q: What's the secret of the Octopus Strapless Bra?
A: Suction cups.
i just wanted to make sure this thread made it to the new system. :)
Q: What's the secret of the Octopus Strapless Bra?
A: Suction cups.
Baby gonatids
Born like stars; if only our
Offspring did the same...
There's my first groan on the new board.
Luckily this new board also has beer....We're gonna need it!
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....and a supply of tranquilisers!
:)Originally Posted by Anonymous
(Whoops! "Guests" aren't supposed to be able to post... only registered users should be able to post after logging in... Back to the drawing board...)
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OK, that's fixed! You will go down in history as the only "Guest" to ever post a note on this forum.
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That beer looks like a guiness to me, and while I do enjoy a black and tan on occasion, I am not able to drink enough of the heavy brew to make this topic tolerable! Hee hee! How about we have the option for some mexican beers like Dos Equis, Negro Modela or plain old Corona? (with lime and salt, of couse)
PS
Why did the octopus cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!!!!
I wish
I wish
I wish I were a fish.
Even more luckily, it has a Histioteuthis heteropsis emoticonThere's my first groan on the new board.
Luckily this new board also has beer....
"We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever."
[AVATAR ART: Frankfurt Book Fair 2007 website - artist unknown]
and one that nicely illustrates the use of chromatophores.
Baby gonatids
Born like stars; if only our
Offspring did the same...
Hey Kat -- apparently someone on eBay read your mind:Q: What's the secret of the Octopus Strapless Bra?
A: Suction cups.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1900259809
"We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever."
[AVATAR ART: Frankfurt Book Fair 2007 website - artist unknown]
There goes my chance at millions... apparently they only go for $6.50. I feel cheated...
Baby gonatids
Born like stars; if only our
Offspring did the same...
Loved the song titles posted on the old message board. Given the time of year, any ideas for Christmas carols?
How about:
WE WISH YOU A MERRY SQUIDMAS
SWIVEL-CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
JINGLE BEAKS
HARK! THE HUMBOLDT ANGELS SING
IN THE BEAK MIDWINTER
(Well, it's a start....)
:?
"We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever."
[AVATAR ART: Frankfurt Book Fair 2007 website - artist unknown]
here is a good one,
When joking around friends, someone may tell a lame joke, and while laughing at the lameness of the joke, for no one actually laughs at lame jokes, you could say,"Quit Octopying my time!"
Get it? Octopi-ing....
Well, it was funny the first time.
Melissa
PS you should really only tell this to ones who know how wild you are about octopuses.
Melissa and Roxy
...and when they continue their laughter at that one, tell them, "Hey! I'm not squidding!"
Cuttle it out! That's it. I'm nautilusening to your continuous laughter anymore!
That's "nautilusening"... not listening... get it..?
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LOL, nautilusening!!!!
Glad to see the immortilization of groaners. Almost brings a sense of justification for those long evenings in front of the screen, thinking 'OK, now a pun on 'buccal'... can't be that difficult... OMG, I think I'm going mantle, er, mental... wait, that's funny!'
... Almost.
Baby gonatids
Born like stars; if only our
Offspring did the same...
I'll see that, and raise you a few more song titles. (Some of you may be too young to remember these):
LET'S DO THE SLIME WALK AGAIN from "The Rocky Haliphron Show"
SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN' by C. Q. Cumber
SPLISH SPLASH, I'M EVADING A BATHYSPHERE by The Empty Space Formerly Known As Architeuthis
RUBBER DUXIE, YOU'RE THE ONE from "Sepiidae Street"
PSYCHROTEUTHIS, QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST? by Talking Tentacleheads
Your turn, gang -- I can't add any Moro-teu-this....
8)
"We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever."
[AVATAR ART: Frankfurt Book Fair 2007 website - artist unknown]
....or (as your emoticon aptly illustrates) to ones who are so smashed that they'll laugh at anything.here is a good one,
When joking around friends, someone may tell a lame joke, and while laughing at the lameness of the joke, for no one actually laughs at lame jokes, you could say,"Quit Octopying my time!"
Get it? Octopi-ing....
Well, it was funny the first time.
Melissa
PS you should really only tell this to ones who know how wild you are about octopuses.
PS: Good to "sea" ya back online! Here, have aon us....
"We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever."
[AVATAR ART: Frankfurt Book Fair 2007 website - artist unknown]
oooohhhhh....... I reject all but this one:
I added a new smiley just for you!
Must... keep... trying... .... need... more... ideas... for...puns...
Ah well. I give up. It's officianalis -- I can't come up with any new mantlerial.
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Love the groaners!
PPS:
Do you know where Mexican cephs go for vacation?
Octo-pulpo!
"We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y'ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever."
[AVATAR ART: Frankfurt Book Fair 2007 website - artist unknown]
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