Groaners, the forum that will NEVER DIE

**Tintenfisch** · Jan 29, '03, 8:36pm

Originally Posted by TaningiaDanae

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?

OMG, LOL... Tani, you ROCK.
Can I add that to my sig???

**TaningiaDanae** · Jan 30, '03, 9:14am

Originally Posted by Tintenfisch

Originally Posted by TaningiaDanae

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?

OMG, LOL... Tani, you ROCK.
Can I add that to my sig???

Sure Kat, why not? I don't have a copyright on it. In fact, I lifted it from some 99-year-old guy at the Coney Island Aquarium who thought it was a good pickup line....

:x

Tani Banani, Chairsquid of the Bored
SPOUSE (Society to Prevent the Over-Use of Silly Emoticons)

**TaningiaDanae** · Jan 31, '03, 5:55pm

It's quiet in here.... too quiet.... the natives must be restless tonight....

[whistles a few bars of the X-FILES theme]

Q: Is SpongeBob friendly offscreen?
A: No, he's really a-loofah.

Mr. Archi: Honey, was it good for you?
Mrs. Archi: It was a riveting experience.

And let us take a minute to dust off these non-original classics:

Patient: Doctor, is it possible for a man to fall in love with an octopus?
Psychiatrist: Of course not!
Patient: OK, then, would you be interested in buying eight large engagement rings?

Brunette: Guess what? Yesterday when I was at the beach, I got a pearl out of an oyster.
Blonde: Big deal -- yesterday when I was on a date, I got a diamond out of an old crab!

DISCLAIMER: The contributor of this post does not discriminate against individuals on the basis of hair color, and assures the public that no blondes were harmed during the composition of this letter.

**Steve O'Shea** · Mar 28, '03, 10:26pm

It's too quiet here

Here's a pic of Tintenghost for you to groan at (she's gonna kill me)

**TaningiaDanae** · Mar 28, '03, 11:22pm

Originally Posted by Steve O'Shea

It's too quiet here

Here's a pic of Tintenghost for you to groan at (she's gonna kill me)

Perfect example of Munch-ee see, Munch-ee do.....

With apologies to the art world,

**WhiteKiboko** · Mar 28, '03, 11:36pm

well, cephs dont always cooperate when you try to study them..... ok... i really need to shave.....

**Steve O'Shea** · Mar 29, '03, 12:28am

I wouldn't want to mess with that thing eating your head!

**WhiteKiboko** · Mar 29, '03, 12:38am

yeah well in all fairness, that was taken soon after my surgery, and my pain medication had worn off..... that look is a calmed down version of "get him off my head before i yank your hectocotylus off" the species itself is easily dealt with (O. whatabiglush).... as my avatar demostrates :)

**tonmo** · Mar 29, '03, 7:29am

LOL! Great picture WhiteKiboko...

Looks like T has gone off the deep end...

**TaningiaDanae** · Mar 29, '03, 4:19pm

Originally Posted by WhiteKiboko

that look is a calmed down version of "get him off my head before i yank your hectocotylus off" the species itself is easily dealt with (O. whatabiglush).... as my avatar demostrates :)

O. whatabiglush -- love it! Just think, if you learn ventriloquism, you can walk into a bar that way, and when the bartender asks what you'd like, you can make Acid say, "I'd like you to get this human off my legs."

(Yeah, I know, that wasn't even funny in the original version with a duck.... )

8) The Tanster

**TaningiaDanae** · Mar 29, '03, 5:24pm

Any of you young whippersnappers remember these?

MARX BROTHERS MOVIES:

DUX SOUP
SEAHORSE FEATHERS
OCTONUTS (featuring the song "Hooray for Captain Squidling")
A NIGHT AT THE OCTOPERA
A RAY AT THE DACES (really obscure one -- look up "dace"!)

LAUREL AND HARDY MOVIES:

ANOTHER FINE MESONYCHOTEUTHIS
BABES IN TEUTHLAND
FLYING DOSIDICUSES

W.C. FIELDS MOVIES:

NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN BEAK (a natural!)
THE BANK DUX
MY SQUIDDLE CHICKADEE

PETER SELLERS MOVIES:

THE INK PANTHER
THE MOROTEUTHIS THAT ROARED
I LOVE YOU, ALICE B. TEUTHIS
AFTER THE DUX
LOLIGOLITA
DR. STRANGELEGS
WHAT'S NEW, OCTOPUSSYCAT?

**TaningiaDanae** · Mar 29, '03, 10:04pm

Shame on me! Here I was listing Marx Bros. movies, and I completely forgot about ANIMAL KRAKENS....

**WhiteKiboko** · Mar 31, '03, 1:00pm

Originally Posted by TaningiaDanae

Any of you young whippersnappers remember these?

hey you crazy dame, :) some of us young cats still know history.... 8) how about a little sinatra?

Devilfish at 4 o clock
Robusta and the 7 hoods
Opalescens' Ten
The Moroteuthis Candidate
A Humboldt in the Head
The Joubini is Wild
The Squid with the Golden Arms
Johnny Conispadiceus
Young at Hearts
Guys and Dolfeini
High Scolopes
From Here to Infernalis
It Happened in R'lyeh
Archis Away

"That's why the Archi is a tramp"

**TaningiaDanae** · Apr 03, '03, 12:36pm

Originally Posted by WhiteKiboko

hey you crazy dame, :) some of us young cats still know history.... 8) how about a little sinatra?

Oh yeah? You don't scare me, Big Guy! Let's hear your Bogey parodies -- and you can't use CALAMARIBLANCA 'cause I just did. Nyaaaah nyah-nyah nyaaaah nyaaaah! :P

And BTW, are you familiar with Dean Martin's tribute to predatory eels -- "That's A Moray"?

The Crazy Dame and Her Rectangular Friend
(Hey Tony, when ya gonna get a Spongebob smiley?)

**tonmo** · Apr 03, '03, 12:48pm

Originally Posted by TaningiaDanae

Oh yeah? You don't scare me, Big Guy! Let's hear your Bogey parodies -- and you can't use CALAMARIBLANCA 'cause I just did. Nyaaaah nyah-nyah nyaaaah nyaaaah! :P

LOL!

**WhiteKiboko** · Apr 03, '03, 12:53pm

thats pretty good....unfortunately i couldnt think of anything right off for that one....i think i also mangled sahara, and was stumped for african queen, but heres my list for Bogey:

The Haliphron They Fall
We're No Angolensis
Beat the Devilfish
Bathypolypus Circus
The Loliolus Lottery
The Left Hand of Gonatus
The Calliteuthis Mutiny
The Treasure of the Sieboldi's Madre
Key Loligo
Sagittatus
To Have and Have Nototodarus
The Maltese Fabricii
Brother Ornithoteuthis
Todarodes Against the World
Big Cirroctopus Blues

yeah, i think "That's a Moray" has been mentioned before in this thread... if we ever do whip up a Tonmo Cd, ill be glad to belt out "The Archi is a Tramp".... movie titles are easy its song lyrics are the hard ones for me...

**tonmo** · Apr 06, '03, 3:06pm

(Hey Tony, when ya gonna get a Spongebob smiley?)

I'll get around to it...

**TaningiaDanae** · Apr 06, '03, 7:43pm

Originally Posted by tonmo

I'll get around to it...

Arrrr, matey, that's two gold doubloons from the Flying Dutchman's treasure for ye! Now all we need is Squidward....

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

**WhiteKiboko** · Apr 06, '03, 9:17pm

Ye Scurvy....oh ummmm orphans, yeah orphans...

Tony, You really shouldnt encourage Tani with the sponge.... maybe this is another of my crackpot ideas, but dont you think pirates would be scarier/cooler if they walked around with an octo on their shoulder instead of a parrot?