Mimsy Shagreen Arbuthnot developed the first contact lens for giant squids. This resulted in a marked increase in ship losses for the competition.

While fitting a trifocal lens on an exceptionally large specimen one sunny afternoon, she was dismembered and eaten. It has been surmised that the squid was annoyed by her incessant chattering about inconsequential things not of interest to squids.
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=3502

Found all this stuff in the secton "famous people" on the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu website...it takes some digging, but lots of fun on the way...
http://www.locksley.com/arkham
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=3503
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=3504

Dang.

Can't say Cthulhu-themed art ever seemed particularly sexy to me before, and yet...and yet...

...it fizzes.

:twisted:

Clem

"makes me feel kind of funny, like when I climbed the rope in gym class"
garth

LOL

I know where Sams Market and Feed is...

Probably a day late and a dollar short though :(