I think ur all freaking crazy
How can u love octopi so much for goodness sake
It makes NO SENSE watsoever that u love them so much
it is crazy
as in the topic i think ur all freakin insane

See a psychologist RIGHT NOW for ur own safety
Get a life get a partner get real.

Why thank you for your insight on this matter. Have you a phone number for a good psychologist? I've found that drugs just don't cut the mustard anymore, and neither does tagging walls with nonsense as a form of stress relief ..... and as I'm sinking further into cephalopodan oblivion, have no life, and wifey thinks I'm nuts too, it has dawned on me that help is desperately required.

Perhaps you should sit down and we can talk about this ...

I do apologise for my mother, everyone. She really embarrasses me sometimes. I'll have words.

What are you interested in, Octopus_maniac567? Let us critically deconstruct it for you. Apologies, I used some long words there.

there may be creativity in the post we're missing....

maybe
the structure is
forming a visual poem maybe?
may-
be not.....

:roll:

Aw, hell.

Nope. Not this time. Staying out of this one.

:sleeping:

:x LOOK, IF YOU DONT LIKE OCTOPI OR OCEAN CREATURES, THEN WHY DID YOU COME TO THIS SITE? HUH? I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S A FREAKIN MANIAC! :x

Nice troll! :wink:

Having thought about this some more, it has dawned on me that not only are we nuts, but we're all oxygen thieves too, and through the power of union we're all out to deprive you of your share of molecules.

So, on the count of three it is the mission of all nutty people to hyperventilate, and suck as much O2 as we can. All non-nutty peoples heads will then implode.

1, 2, 3

GO


.... did it work (look around at your colleagues)?

:lol: :shock: ....can't....breathe...

(Does this mean Octopus_maniac567 won't become a TONMO.com Supporter?)

Steve,

I'm trying to suck in as much air as I can but I have two pencils stuck up my nose which is inhibiting my progress. My pet halibut 'Lord Rossendale' is instructing me via telepathy not to take them out so I am finding it difficult to abide by your instructions.

Any suggestions greatfully received.

Phil

PS How do I get this blue paint off?

Steve,

I'm trying to suck in as much air as I can but I have two pencils stuck up my nose which is inhibiting my progress. ...
Any suggestions greatfully received.


Phil, if I've told you once I've told you a thousand times; this is simple sucky-sucky-motor 101!! You MUST remove the pencil from your backside first, before trying to inhale them through your nose. This prevents the vacuum from forming. If you suck any harder it may be your head that implodes!!!

If the backside pencil is stuck, then gently remove one of the nasal obstructions... but remember, ONE AT A TIME, and GENTLY!!! The reasons for this are, of course, covered in sucky-sucky-motor 102 (but I'm not sure if you've done that course yet).

Sorry about the ink ....

we are not crazy....

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/DSCF0002_180.jpg

:roll:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ROF :lol: :lol: :lol:

I laughed sooo hard I have tears pouring down my face!!! I love this site.

And your right......

We're all NUTS!!!!!!! :shock:

Thanks Steve!!!!!!

I am slowly removing pencils from my body one by one via your instructions. I think I'm going to be OK.

Why don't you have an 'Ask Steve' problem page here? I think we could all use your help!

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Lord_Rossendale_Commands.JPG

I must compliment the Viscount of Phil....Tis a mighty fine mustache

But alas....



:)

we are not crazy....


WK, you're not drinking soya sauce again are you? I thought you'd got over that?

to rip off the late rick james:

"soy sauce is a hell of a condiment...."

what can i say, i love the sauce....but thats fish sauce in the pic.... thought the squiddage was appropriate....

:beer:

Rule nb1: Don't feed the troll
Rule nb2: Do not talk about Fight Club
Rule nb3: DO NOT talk about Fight Club
Rule nb4: Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law

I think ur all freaking crazy
yesss... your point being??
How can u love octopi so much for goodness sake
do put the following words into Goggle: hentai, tentacles
Don't thank me, i knew you'd like that sort of stuff, the bill for opening your eyes is on its way.
It makes NO SENSE watsoever that u love them so much
it is crazy
U're 100% right, how could we be so blind?? let's all hate you instead, track you down, eat your brainzzz and roast your eyeballs... how's that?
as in the topic i think ur all freakin insane
thank you for staying on topic ;) much appreciated...

See a psychologist RIGHT NOW for ur own safety
but i am a psychologist... yessir... the voices told me so
Get a life get a partner get real.
life? *checks pulse* can't help you there...
partner? check!
real? *pinch* ouch! check!

Thank you for a few fun minutes ;) Please come back ;)
And some helpful moderators will tell you about the wonders of IP-tracking... i just pray u're not in the States, WK is willing and able to travel to meet you in person :heee:

TPOTH

And some helpful moderators will tell you about the wonders of IP-tracking... i just pray u're not in the States, WK is willing and able to travel to meet you in person

No worries, i have friends in US immigration, im sure i can discreetly get out of the country :twisted:

if he's in the UK, well lets just hope the Viscout of Phil doesnt go Dalek on him.... :shock:

on a second note, phil's pic looks like the legendary member of Spinal Tap,:band: Derek Smalls.... :thumbsup:

Actually I think we're all pretty sane! haggis's, pencils in various orifices and strange music loving notwithstanding..........every one else is insane.........and I am a psychologist ......it even says so on my BSc transcript! :twisted:



Although I have seen the light and moved on to the infinitely more interesting world of cephs.......you never know I may eventually be able to submit a paper to Brain and Behaviour on the relationship between cephalopods, cephalopod maniacs and cyberspace!!!! :grad: :madsci:


J

I am slowly removing pencils from my body one by one ....

.... which one had you removed when you took that pic? Did you hear a 'whoooooooooooshing' noise? If so, it is safe to remove both nasal pencils now. If you heard a 'plooooooping' noise ( :goofysca: ) QUICKLY reinsert the earlier removed pencil, then go and have a shower .... (covered in sucky-sucky-motor 103)

Jean, if thou should submit such a paper, the countenance of the River Horse shall rain down upon ye eternally..... :grad:

I think ur all freaking crazy
OMG! Why did nobody tell me till now?! :bugout:
Thank god! You just saved me from a fate wore than death itself, and by that I mean I love you! :tentacle: No seriously... :bonk:
Please tell me where you live so I can devour your liver and sacrifice your brain to Cthulhu *dissolves into uncontrollable giggling*

Rule nb2: Do not talk about Fight Club
You told us you'd say that, sir.

Rule nb3: DO NOT talk about Fight Club
You told us you'd say that too, sir.

Nope. Not this time. Staying out of this one.
Dammit.

:roll:

"Ma, ma, mamma, we're ALL crazy now...~"

:shock: Oh my.........

:madsci:

If I removed all of my dog's bones, she'd be almost as cool as half of a very boring sort of octopus. That would cut way back on my shame, I think.

;)

lol :-)

:madsci:

If I removed all of my dog's bones, she'd be almost as cool as half of a very boring sort of octopus. That would cut way back on my shame, I think.

;)

I'm sooo glad I'm not the only one thinking about this. Or maybe buy a puppy and raise it on a calcium-free diet...

TPOTH

.... and if that doesn't work you could always glue 4 sausages to your dog and pretend it's an octopus.

.... and if that doesn't work you could always glue 4 sausages to your dog and pretend it's an octopus.

A sausage dog? Its been done before I suspect.

Anyway any self-respecting dog (i.e. one that doesn't go on "Thats Life") would try and eat them.

I'd recommend making the extra arms out of 4 socks or 2 pairs of tights (for small or large dog's respectively) and stuffing them with torn up newspaper or something similar. The larger dog could also have a couple of those large snake/worm draought excluders tied to them (if you happen to have a couple spare).

Hmmmmmmmmmm Halloween costumes for dogs? Now there lies madness:

www.i-love-dogs.com/canine/dog3975.html

I see your costumes for dogs and offer cats on roofies (http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/2110342001/catprin/english/) in response. You can see them thinking "I will shred you once I regain motor control!" under those cute frog and chicken hats.

Melissa

By Jove!!

I do wonder if they could do something with a little Third Reich-style for the moggie with the half-Hitler tash?:

http://members.jcom.home.ne.jp/2110342001/catprin/images/pop_ojo_lotta_l.jpg

I did get worried as roofies is slang for Rohypnol and that would be frightening!!

It would take Rohypnol for my well-behaved moggie to wear any of these outfits!

Melissa

YES! How incredibly ingenious of him! I wasn't even REGISTERED yet- hell, I didn't even know about any octopi in captivity, much less about tonmo! WE HAVE A MODERN DAY PROPHET HERE! "Call the insane and he will come"... :madsci: :madsci: :madsci: :madsci: :madsci: :madsci: :madsci: HAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHA haHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHA haHAhaHAhaH AhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAh aHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAh aHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAhaHAha!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cough: :cough: AHEM, excuse me. :shock: NOW I MUST CONSULT ALL 26 MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES! We have a meeting. As for the psychologist, I already have one. Two, actually. Are you still technically insane if you KNOW you'r insane? :? :mrgreen: How is it possible for such a deranged brain as my own to keep up this facade for all these years I wonder . :D Now to send you a blue ring octo as revenge for your insult of the ceph god! :angelpus: WERE NOT WORTHY!!! :notworth:

Gabe

P.S. I have A.D.D.- MORE INSANITY GOODNESS!

whoops wrong date. obsessed, but not registered at that point.

Gabe

P.S. I wanna be a "cephologist" when I grow up! :wink: \
P.P.S. How can one be an 'octopus maniac" and still believe ALL of us to be nuts? YOU ARE NO MANIAC! I AM! ...wait... no you are. I AM THE FANATIC! THE CULTIST! I AM ONE WHO BELIEVES IN THE GREAT OCTO GOD! I WORSHIP HIM LIKE CHRISTIANS WORSHIP THE WHOLE JESUS/GOD STUFF! :notworth: BOW BEFORE HIS AWESOME MIGHT! HAHAHAHA---wait-NO! I DONT WANNA TAKE MY SHOTS! NOT THE MEDICINE! AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

:lol:

Yikes.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:beer: ...ahhhh...much better. I am no longer menna-mint-mentilly? Whats this word? ..."mentally" okay, mentally unstabble. ................. Can I have my bear back now? NO, NO SHOTTYS! ...it hurtses usss precioussss...we said the wordses, and they don't gives us the precioussss...sssstuuupid FAT white-coat men...WHAT?! I SAID THE @!#%#@!$% WORDS! OKAY, "STABLE", NOW GIMME THE F#@$#% BEAR!!!

Goll-uh, Gabe

:shock:

That cephkid obviously has some odd angles on his walls...lots of strange eons dripping out of them from time to time...
Once again, yikes.

HEY! I'm just nuts. Plus, I have A.D.D., so that may affect it. Personally, I think I have A.D.H.D., but mr. psychologist knows more than I do.

Gabe
P.S. ODD ANGLES ABOUND! :D

That cephkid obviously has some odd angles on his walls...lots of strange eons dripping out of them from time to time...
Once again, yikes.

Odd angles? like in non-euclidian structures???

TPOTH

This is all very interesting but...

There is a new Iain M. Banks novel out soon!!!!

http://books.guardian.co.uk/extracts/story/0,6761,1291276,00.html

Am I the only one who cares?

Whew....aren't there ANY sky flung monoliths in that book?????