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spartacus
Jul 23rd, 2004, 07:06am
Kevin, I couldn't agree more !
Phil, don't you like blue ?

No.74: Brian shows off his new house

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Magic_Roundabout.jpg

Colin
Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:24am
No.75: Safety device to ensure that young kids dont fall out of the bed on the side opposite the wall







http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2854

Phil
Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:57am
No.76 A Worthy Challenge for Steve and Kat

The shape of things to come? A Nobel Prize in the making?

http://www.tonmo.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=467&stc=1

spartacus
Jul 23rd, 2004, 04:39pm
now that's what I call a ceph ! :lol:

tonmo
Jul 25th, 2004, 10:01am
No. 77: Ocean Vortex

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2866

tonmo
Jul 25th, 2004, 10:02am
No. 78: New Zealand Ocean Vortex

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2867

:kiwiflag: :mrgreen:

Steve O'Shea
Jul 25th, 2004, 04:33pm
:shock:

Are we all going down the drain?

Clem
Jul 26th, 2004, 09:46pm
No. 79: Instant Guggenheim

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2889

TPOTH
Jul 27th, 2004, 12:16am
No. 80: Xmas decorations

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2890

TPOTH

TPOTH
Jul 27th, 2004, 12:21am
No. 81: Cuz we like alcohol

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2891

TPOTH

spartacus
Jul 27th, 2004, 09:20am
No.82 Synchronized ammonite hunting, Olympic exhibition sport

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Cepholympiad.jpg

Here we see Team Britain training on the white cliffs of Peacehaven in East Sussex.
Modest TONMO moderator Phil (I don't blow my own trumpet) Eyden & Team Britain coach explains that the team is predominantly made up of Iraqi ex-special forces personnel who've been trying to sneak into the UK diguised as beached sperm whales. Good job they didn't seek asylum in New Zealand !
"they don't know an ammonite from a Scud just yet" said Phil "but the ammonites here are substantial enough for novice rockhounds to recognise"

Phil
Jul 30th, 2004, 07:18am
:lol: Spartacus!

No.83 Fruit Machine for Palaeontologists

http://www.tonmo.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=468&stc=1


18 to go. We can do it....

Phil
Jul 30th, 2004, 07:53am
No.84 Irritating Game Shows

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Wheel_of_Fortune.JPG

spartacus
Jul 30th, 2004, 08:05am
Phil, :thumbsup:
today is a good day, I have retired from the pointless exercise previously known as "my job".
on to phase 2 :D

tonmo
Jul 30th, 2004, 09:16pm
Hey, really? Congratulations!! :party: :notworth:

Colin
Jul 31st, 2004, 05:50am
No.85 Playground games for world leaders


http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2924

Colin
Jul 31st, 2004, 06:26am
No.86 Speech writer



http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2926

Phil
Jul 31st, 2004, 06:50am
No.87 Hats for World Leaders

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Hats.JPG

tonmo
Jul 31st, 2004, 12:10pm
Ha!! :lol: Looks like we need some "fairness and balance" on TONMO.com :wink:

No. 88: Distracting facial flaws on otherwise handsome Vice Presidential Candidates

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2928

tonmo
Jul 31st, 2004, 12:19pm
No. 89: Washed-up Prize Fighter Tattoo Stencils

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2929

KO'ed in four rounds last night!

NickA5582
Aug 1st, 2004, 09:07pm
No. 90: Less Morbid Throne for the Crimson King.


http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/51days.jpg

tonmo
Aug 1st, 2004, 09:21pm
No. 91: Laundry

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2938

See? Cause it's kinda swirling around in the dryer... :indiffer:

Colin
Aug 2nd, 2004, 06:49am
No 92: Ammonite and Spoon Race



Something to liven up those dull school sports days...

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2939




PS wee guy on far right seems to be cheating and should be removed from the track!!! :evil:

Phil
Aug 2nd, 2004, 07:20am
No.93 Electoral Chaos; Chads and Demi-Chads

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Chads.JPG

spartacus
Aug 3rd, 2004, 01:17pm
Yo dudes, sorry for tardiness, have been demoted to 56k dial up which is nothing but duff !
:D cheers Tony :cheers: it was time to scupper my desk & change tack before I went :bonk:
looking at naturist llama trekking fossil tours as a currently untapped niche in the (mature) German tourism market, pandering to rich perverts ! :yuck: but pandas are well overpriced & over rated so I may have to feed the border collie "fois gras" style & dock its tail.
I'll keep you posted.

NickA5582
Aug 5th, 2004, 02:02pm
8 left, anyone going to finish it?

Phil
Aug 5th, 2004, 02:39pm
Run out of ideas here for now...

I wonder what happened to No.2?

tonmo
Aug 5th, 2004, 09:17pm
re: No. 2... that was the cinnibun idea, I had given it credit as an entry by submitting mine as No.'s 3 and 4... (no. 3 is also pictureless...)

Colin
Aug 6th, 2004, 06:21am
No.94: Wall Clock


http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2954

WhiteKiboko
Aug 7th, 2004, 12:02am
No. 95: Bad Accessories for Bad Hair

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/cs-RickJames4-Atlanta5503.jpg

tonmo
Aug 7th, 2004, 04:00pm
No. 96: Instrument for the Email Address Protocol System

emailhttp://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2966tonmo.com

Phil
Aug 8th, 2004, 09:36pm
No.97: Nose-art for B-17 Bombers

http://www.tonmo.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=469&stc=1

spartacus
Aug 20th, 2004, 07:18pm
As if you lot bailed out with 4 to go from the hottest topic since my Octo toothbrush holder ! :x
once I can tear myself away from Pakefield cliffs I'll have another go
shame on you :wink:

tonmo
Aug 20th, 2004, 08:05pm
You're absolutely right, it's shameful!

thom
Aug 21st, 2004, 12:08am
Number 98: Olympic events

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/tonmo2.jpg

NickA5582
Aug 21st, 2004, 12:48am
No. 99: Old School Ninja Star

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/shuriken.jpg

thom
Aug 21st, 2004, 04:13pm
Number 100: yet more smoldering goodness


http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/belemcigar.jpg

This vacation is getting tediously boring... :)

I'll leave the last one for someone else.
.......Drumroll.......

Phil
Aug 21st, 2004, 10:40pm
No. 101: 101 Uses for Ammonites on an Octopus News Magazine Website:

It's gotta come full circle.

http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/101_Uses.JPG

Many thanks to EVERYONE who has contributed to this thread...it's been good fun. But don't let it stop here...if anyone has a good idea, 102, 103 and so on are awaiting....

Now then, 101 uses for a Belemnite.....clean suggestions only please! :) :belemnit:

Colin
Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:36am
yay and Whew!!!!! :mrgreen:


I think I'll be leavaing the ammonites where they are for the moment, but if anyone starts a new '101 uses for a XXXXXXX'..........


:mrgreen: