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spartacus Jul 23rd, 2004, 07:06am Kevin, I couldn't agree more !
Phil, don't you like blue ?
No.74: Brian shows off his new house
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Magic_Roundabout.jpg
Colin Jul 23rd, 2004, 08:24am No.75: Safety device to ensure that young kids dont fall out of the bed on the side opposite the wall
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2854
Phil Jul 23rd, 2004, 09:57am No.76 A Worthy Challenge for Steve and Kat
The shape of things to come? A Nobel Prize in the making?
http://www.tonmo.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=467&stc=1
spartacus Jul 23rd, 2004, 04:39pm now that's what I call a ceph ! :lol:
tonmo Jul 25th, 2004, 10:01am No. 77: Ocean Vortex
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2866
tonmo Jul 25th, 2004, 10:02am No. 78: New Zealand Ocean Vortex
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2867
:kiwiflag: :mrgreen:
Steve O'Shea Jul 25th, 2004, 04:33pm :shock:
Are we all going down the drain?
Clem Jul 26th, 2004, 09:46pm No. 79: Instant Guggenheim
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2889
TPOTH Jul 27th, 2004, 12:16am No. 80: Xmas decorations
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2890
TPOTH
TPOTH Jul 27th, 2004, 12:21am No. 81: Cuz we like alcohol
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2891
TPOTH
spartacus Jul 27th, 2004, 09:20am No.82 Synchronized ammonite hunting, Olympic exhibition sport
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Cepholympiad.jpg
Here we see Team Britain training on the white cliffs of Peacehaven in East Sussex.
Modest TONMO moderator Phil (I don't blow my own trumpet) Eyden & Team Britain coach explains that the team is predominantly made up of Iraqi ex-special forces personnel who've been trying to sneak into the UK diguised as beached sperm whales. Good job they didn't seek asylum in New Zealand !
"they don't know an ammonite from a Scud just yet" said Phil "but the ammonites here are substantial enough for novice rockhounds to recognise"
Phil Jul 30th, 2004, 07:18am :lol: Spartacus!
No.83 Fruit Machine for Palaeontologists
http://www.tonmo.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=468&stc=1
18 to go. We can do it....
Phil Jul 30th, 2004, 07:53am No.84 Irritating Game Shows
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Wheel_of_Fortune.JPG
spartacus Jul 30th, 2004, 08:05am Phil, :thumbsup:
today is a good day, I have retired from the pointless exercise previously known as "my job".
on to phase 2 :D
tonmo Jul 30th, 2004, 09:16pm Hey, really? Congratulations!! :party: :notworth:
Colin Jul 31st, 2004, 05:50am No.85 Playground games for world leaders
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2924
Colin Jul 31st, 2004, 06:26am No.86 Speech writer
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2926
Phil Jul 31st, 2004, 06:50am No.87 Hats for World Leaders
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Hats.JPG
tonmo Jul 31st, 2004, 12:10pm Ha!! :lol: Looks like we need some "fairness and balance" on TONMO.com :wink:
No. 88: Distracting facial flaws on otherwise handsome Vice Presidential Candidates
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2928
tonmo Jul 31st, 2004, 12:19pm No. 89: Washed-up Prize Fighter Tattoo Stencils
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2929
KO'ed in four rounds last night!
NickA5582 Aug 1st, 2004, 09:07pm No. 90: Less Morbid Throne for the Crimson King.
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/51days.jpg
tonmo Aug 1st, 2004, 09:21pm No. 91: Laundry
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2938
See? Cause it's kinda swirling around in the dryer... :indiffer:
Colin Aug 2nd, 2004, 06:49am No 92: Ammonite and Spoon Race
Something to liven up those dull school sports days...
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2939
PS wee guy on far right seems to be cheating and should be removed from the track!!! :evil:
Phil Aug 2nd, 2004, 07:20am No.93 Electoral Chaos; Chads and Demi-Chads
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/Chads.JPG
spartacus Aug 3rd, 2004, 01:17pm Yo dudes, sorry for tardiness, have been demoted to 56k dial up which is nothing but duff !
:D cheers Tony :cheers: it was time to scupper my desk & change tack before I went :bonk:
looking at naturist llama trekking fossil tours as a currently untapped niche in the (mature) German tourism market, pandering to rich perverts ! :yuck: but pandas are well overpriced & over rated so I may have to feed the border collie "fois gras" style & dock its tail.
I'll keep you posted.
NickA5582 Aug 5th, 2004, 02:02pm 8 left, anyone going to finish it?
Phil Aug 5th, 2004, 02:39pm Run out of ideas here for now...
I wonder what happened to No.2?
tonmo Aug 5th, 2004, 09:17pm re: No. 2... that was the cinnibun idea, I had given it credit as an entry by submitting mine as No.'s 3 and 4... (no. 3 is also pictureless...)
Colin Aug 6th, 2004, 06:21am No.94: Wall Clock
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2954
WhiteKiboko Aug 7th, 2004, 12:02am No. 95: Bad Accessories for Bad Hair
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/cs-RickJames4-Atlanta5503.jpg
tonmo Aug 7th, 2004, 04:00pm No. 96: Instrument for the Email Address Protocol System
emailhttp://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/download.php?id=2966tonmo.com
Phil Aug 8th, 2004, 09:36pm No.97: Nose-art for B-17 Bombers
http://www.tonmo.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=469&stc=1
spartacus Aug 20th, 2004, 07:18pm As if you lot bailed out with 4 to go from the hottest topic since my Octo toothbrush holder ! :x
once I can tear myself away from Pakefield cliffs I'll have another go
shame on you :wink:
tonmo Aug 20th, 2004, 08:05pm You're absolutely right, it's shameful!
thom Aug 21st, 2004, 12:08am Number 98: Olympic events
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/tonmo2.jpg
NickA5582 Aug 21st, 2004, 12:48am No. 99: Old School Ninja Star
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/shuriken.jpg
thom Aug 21st, 2004, 04:13pm Number 100: yet more smoldering goodness
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/belemcigar.jpg
This vacation is getting tediously boring... :)
I'll leave the last one for someone else.
.......Drumroll.......
Phil Aug 21st, 2004, 10:40pm No. 101: 101 Uses for Ammonites on an Octopus News Magazine Website:
It's gotta come full circle.
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/101_Uses.JPG
Many thanks to EVERYONE who has contributed to this thread...it's been good fun. But don't let it stop here...if anyone has a good idea, 102, 103 and so on are awaiting....
Now then, 101 uses for a Belemnite.....clean suggestions only please! :) :belemnit:
Colin Aug 22nd, 2004, 03:36am yay and Whew!!!!! :mrgreen:
I think I'll be leavaing the ammonites where they are for the moment, but if anyone starts a new '101 uses for a XXXXXXX'..........
:mrgreen:
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