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spartacus
Jun 23rd, 2004, 08:43am
I was going to post a picture of my octo toothbrush holder but as no one
appreciated my wooly effort then I've decided not to :cry:

Creating this rubbish takes time & effort & I got 1 response (thank you Brandon) :yelling:

tonmo
Jun 23rd, 2004, 07:24pm
I wanna see it... :(

um...
Jun 23rd, 2004, 07:26pm
Me too!

lifetrance
Jun 23rd, 2004, 09:36pm
Octo toothbrush holder, wow. Myself, I have an octopus coat hanger:

http://www.lifetrance.com/graphics/octohanger.jpg

Check that baby out. 8)

Burstsovenergy24
Jun 23rd, 2004, 09:40pm
Cool lifetrance!

I wanna see the toothbrush holder! :(

spartacus
Jun 24th, 2004, 04:31am
Really ? :D

Phil
Jun 24th, 2004, 10:19am
Lord Spart,

Why would you need eight toothbrushes? Just as well it wasn't a Nautilus toothbrush holder. You'd be all day trying to select the one to use.

spartacus
Jun 24th, 2004, 11:01am
I'm about to cave in under the pressure of public opinion & post
"Octo Toothbrush Holder" with a couple of extra surprises at no extra cost no less !
So watch this space as 1st I must pick the debris from my toothbrush ready for global inspection & yes I do have all my own still.

Check that baby out
Brandon, as coat hangers go yours is truly phenomenal :notworth:
though not wishing to gazump you, I have just remembered we also have an octo towel hanger but I don't believe it rates as highly as yours !!

Why would you need eight toothbrushes?
Phil, only 4 t/brushes can be stored within the confines of the holder & you are pressurising me into spilling one of my better gags before time so be patient.

Nancy
Jun 24th, 2004, 11:14am
OK, now I'm curious - show us your octo toothbush holder, please!!
(And that is a fine octo coat hanger! :)

Nancy

spartacus
Jun 24th, 2004, 11:27am
Tomorrow ! :twisted: perhaps
an illustrious list of Tonmolians demanding to see my wares indeed, our great benevolent leader, his merry helpers & even the great Um... but where is :oshea: ?
I no posty piccys 'til I see the great Squidmeister himself on board this topic showing an interest in my bathroom goodies :sly: (unless he has a good excuse or a sicknote)

cthulhu77
Jun 24th, 2004, 06:39pm
Christ, just tell him it plays some soppy Neil D. music when you put the brush back in...that alone would sell him on it!

tonmo
Jun 24th, 2004, 07:59pm
This is blackmail!!! (where's Steve??? :goofysca:)

Tintenfisch
Jun 24th, 2004, 08:10pm
I'll point him in this direction. :police:

TPOTH
Jun 24th, 2004, 08:32pm
but where is :oshea: ?
Well...the answer interests us all...we have a poll running about that...but i don't think i can mention any of the options in public :P
I no posty piccys 'til I see the great Squidmeister himself on board this topic showing an interest in my bathroom goodies :sly:
mmm...bathroom goodies hey? :? Well i'm sure if you could somehow combine marching girls and octopi, O will buy the lot of you...guaranteed.
(unless he has a good excuse or a sicknote)
Not that I know of, i'll go hassle him about that in a few minutes...i wanna see the pictures :popcorn:

TPOTH

Tintenfisch
Jun 24th, 2004, 08:33pm
Well i'm sure if you could somehow combine marching girls and octopi, O will buy the lot of you...guaranteed.

:lol: 'Buy the lot of you?' Count me in. :wink:

Steve O'Shea
Jun 24th, 2004, 10:06pm
:shock: What was that about naked marching girls?

spartacus
Jun 25th, 2004, 05:13am
Bless him look :shock: Sir :oshea: is here, good on ya mate :welcome: aboard the most eagerly awaited post in the history of my Tonmo history ! hope it's worth it ! :roflmao:

#1. The Octo toothbrush holder !! you will all notice no doubt, being well up on octo anatomy that he only has 4 arms, a semi-ceph or quatropus no less.
Quatropus comes from a time long since past when days were much much shorter & only 4 arms were deemed necessary by mother nature to catch enough fodder to sustain a ceph. Phil from Fossils & History, my mentor & palaeo-ceph pedagogue will back me up on the academic stuff :grad:

#2. The Octo toothbrush holder ensemble, I've included these guys so you can all appreciate the marine flavour of our bathroom decor. Had to leave out the fish I'm afraid which came with the crab & lobster as he made the shot too "busy" :roll: Also out of shot is the dolphin shower curtain, the dolphin/starfish tiling, the ocean scene toilet seat & the set of whistling dolphins who play tunes as they bob about in the bath. Don't anybody ever say I'm not committed ! :goofysca:

#3. Brandon, nearly forgot the octopus towel rail/hangery thing

Right you lot, go show the real life reconstruction in wool a bit more interest & I'll promise not to hold this whole site hostage again :D
Thanks for listening :notworth:

p.s. Mr :oshea: sir, I was going to attach an MP3 of me playing Old Durham Town on the whistling dolphins but there's limescale in the green one which b*ggers it right up, sorry :(

cthulhu77
Jun 25th, 2004, 08:09am
Where are the girls?????
cool stuff...must be a fun bath !
greg

spartacus
Jun 25th, 2004, 08:27am
greg, here are a few :D
must be a fun bath !
as long as all the whistling dolphins are accounted for :shock:
http://www.tonmo.com/phpBB/files/subtle.jpg

tonmo
Jun 25th, 2004, 08:33pm
spartacus, your octopus toothbrush holder has exceeded my wildest expectations. And then, the towel holder...!!! I can now commence with my vacation in total satisfaction! :mrgreen:

Cool stuff, thanks for sharing!!

um...
Jun 25th, 2004, 09:50pm
Agreed!

The girls are cool, too. I pasted :twisted:'s purty face all over them -- vastly improving the scene -- but I'm not allowed to post stuff like that anymore so you'll have to use your imaginations or make your own modifications.

:sly:

WhiteKiboko
Jun 25th, 2004, 09:54pm
You are nothing if not consistant.... :)

cthulhu77
Jun 25th, 2004, 10:56pm
consistantly something, for sure. :lol:

um...
Jun 25th, 2004, 11:38pm
It's been so looooong. You know she was missing it...

cthulhu77
Jun 26th, 2004, 08:36am
:roll: Oh boy, here we go again.

Tintenfisch
Jun 27th, 2004, 05:24pm
You want a nice topless model? Here's one.
Thanks, Herb (http://www.staleywise.com/collection/ritts/ritts_djimon.html). :heart:

cthulhu77
Jun 27th, 2004, 05:29pm
cool stuff !
tend to go more for the feminine types, but heck.

spartacus
Jun 28th, 2004, 05:46am
:cheers: I knew Tony wouldn't let me down, good on ya Tone :D
Tacky coprolite everywhere, I can't afford arty farty bronzes like young Kat so have to settle for shop soiled, second hand, chinese stuff.

I bet the octopus felt a right prat modelling for that

I pasted :twisted: 's purty face all over them
Um... I've a soft spot for Floella Benjamin, thanks for the tip ! & I assume the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are sponsored by a local cheesemonger ?

Tintenfisch
Jun 28th, 2004, 04:57pm
I can't afford arty farty bronzes like young Kat

Hey, who you callin' an arty-farty bronze?! Them's fightin' words... :meso:

love_newf
Jun 29th, 2004, 04:12am
Wow, Spartacus - I didn't check in yesterday and look at what I missed! I love the octopus' smile on the toothbrush holder.
Also, your daughters are very pretty...you must be very proud. :heee: Hee hee, just kidding.

spartacus
Jun 29th, 2004, 05:05am
Them's fightin' words... :meso:

Oh yeah ? :goofysca: who's got her black & yellow stripey jumper on today then ? anyway my dad's bigger than yours & I'm too old for fighting with blokes anymore :D
My last opponent ended up looking like this :bonk: so watch it ! :whalevsa:

Anyway :periscop: though arty farty I gotta admit it's an original idea & I now wish I'd seen it earlier as there was a sad, sorry looking jellyfish washed up on the beach on Sunday & I could whipped off my shirt to show off my bronzed & tattooed bodkin, slapped the jellyfish on my head, called it "Spartacus Fartacus on Arty Farty" & retired on the proceeds but I refloated him on the offchance he'd be okay :cry: sniff !

Although, you my are now my arch enemy :twisted: I wish to personally congratulate you on you good work upon the good ship RW hurrah :glass: :thumbsup:

Wow, Spartacus - I didn't check in yesterday and look at what I missed!
Days gone past I used to hear that a lot but time marches on. If you don't keep up you will miss some good stuff :roll: & you were close but they actually look more like their mother ! :roflmao:

Tintenfisch
Jun 29th, 2004, 06:01pm
Oh yeah ? :goofysca: who's got her black & yellow stripey jumper on today then?

That would be me.

Anyway my dad's bigger than yours

Yeah, but MY dad is a TONMO member. :P

My last opponent ended up looking like this

Allow me to introduce my last opponent... :squidaut:

Although, you my are now my arch enemy :twisted:

Oh boy, not another one... :roll:

I wish to personally congratulate you on you good work upon the good ship RW hurrah :glass: :thumbsup:

Why thank you. We had a post-campaign crew meeting last night and all agreed it was an all-round success, so many thanks to everyone who kept track of us and supported us along the way! 8)

spartacus
Jun 30th, 2004, 06:27am
Hi Waspy,

Yeah, but MY dad is a TONMO member. :P

ok, you got me there

Allow me to introduce my last opponent... :squidaut:

ok, you got me there too
seems I can't even fight with girls now I'm so ancient :(

Oh boy, not another one... :roll:

Appears you're a bit of a trouble maker ? Best I go tell Tony :sly:

Why thank you. We had a post-campaign crew meeting last night and all agreed it was an all-round success, so many thanks to everyone who kept track of us and supported us along the way! 8)

You appeared to get your message across & I hope your achieve the ultimate aim of getting this destructive practise banned.
One day homo sapiens may start using it's enormous brain, fingers crossed :roll:
Solidarity bruvva & as much power to your elbow as it needs.

oh, BTW I see Phil lent you TONMO'S copy of Paintshop Pro-V !
Trés chic indeed, reminds me of Charles Bronson meets colour blind Dennis the Menace ! :roflmao: :thumbsup:

Steve O'Shea
Jun 30th, 2004, 04:25pm
Hi Waspy

She didn't see that one coming :notworth:

spartacus
Jul 1st, 2004, 05:59am
Sir Steve, good morning to you,
I understand now why you crave the calming tones of Roger, I've have been unfair with my mickey taking of your musical taste :oops: . With Kat on board I'm surprised you're not into The Chemical Brothers (valium & Prozac).
If my ship was rigged & ready in the harbour for some trawling bottom style & Kat came steaming into port spitting fluff & waving dead bottom dwellers in my direction, I'd be heading straight back to the Admiral Benbow for a swift double blackspot :goofysca:

Neil Diamond is still a mystery to me though :D
try "Oh Spartacus" by the Sensational Alex Harvey Band, you'll love it, you will, honest.

TPOTH
Jul 2nd, 2004, 01:57am
I've have been unfair with my mickey taking of your musical taste
no that's fair enough...please continue... i don't dare do so because I'm scared...and i need to request lots of dangerous chemicals very soon :heee:
I'm surprised you're not into The Chemical Brothers (valium & Prozac).
It is a well-documented fact that O does not sleep. He goes out with the Ine Sisters (Caffe and Nicot) :lol:
Kat came steaming into port spitting fluff & waving dead bottom dwellers in my direction
Depends if they are soft or hard-shells ;)
Neil Diamond is still a mystery to me though :D
same here...wonders if Kat knows a bit more due to constant exposure...
try "Oh Spartacus" by the Sensational Alex Harvey Band, you'll love it, you will, honest.
:? can't help but thinking you're not really helping there...

TPOTH

spartacus
Jul 2nd, 2004, 09:08am
hi TPOTH, I do as I'm told so ok I will :D sorry Sir Steve !
'Bout time he dumped Nico, I did, it's easy & I'm a hero, well I think so :roll:
With Kat I suspect any projectile will kill, she got right stroppy with me earlier in the week :cry:
Fear not, it's guaranteed that your illustrious smoky leader Fag-ash O'shea will hate it. It's a Scottish band singing weird stuff, even more weird than Roger singing Danny Boy auf Deutsch.

Here come the bears & the weekend, let's split !

um...
Jul 7th, 2004, 04:56pm
Yeah, but MY dad is a TONMO member.

:goofysca:

I may have to do a whole lot of editing, then.

WhiteKiboko
Jul 7th, 2004, 05:22pm
:lol:

Might be a tad late for that one there umm....

Tintenfisch
Jul 7th, 2004, 07:12pm
Just a little. :roll: But it would be fun to see you try.

spartacus
Jul 12th, 2004, 05:45am
ahhhh ! so the wise Um... is pappy of young Tintenfisch & another NZ-3 no less including Sir Steve.
Reminds me of Frodo, Samwise & Gollum :roflmao: