i just wanted to make sure this thread made it to the new system. :)

Q: What's the secret of the Octopus Strapless Bra?
A: Suction cups.

:shock:

There's my first groan on the new board.

Luckily this new board also has beer.... :beer: We're gonna need it!

....and a supply of tranquilisers!

....and a supply of tranquilisers!

:)

(Whoops! "Guests" aren't supposed to be able to post... only registered users should be able to post after logging in... Back to the drawing board...)

OK, that's fixed! You will go down in history as the only "Guest" to ever post a note on this forum. :wink:

That beer looks like a guiness to me, and while I do enjoy a black and tan on occasion, I am not able to drink enough of the heavy brew to make this topic tolerable! Hee hee! How about we have the option for some mexican beers like Dos Equis, Negro Modela or plain old Corona? (with lime and salt, of couse)

PS

Why did the octopus cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!!!!

There's my first groan on the new board.

Luckily this new board also has beer.... :beer: We're gonna need it!

Even more luckily, it has a Histioteuthis heteropsis emoticon :arrow: :bugout:

and one that nicely illustrates the use of chromatophores. :oops:

Q: What's the secret of the Octopus Strapless Bra?
A: Suction cups.

:shock:

Hey Kat -- apparently someone on eBay read your mind:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1900259809

:lol:

There goes my chance at millions... apparently they only go for $6.50. I feel cheated...

:nautilus:

Loved the song titles posted on the old message board. Given the time of year, any ideas for Christmas carols?

How about:

WE WISH YOU A MERRY SQUIDMAS
SWIVEL-CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
JINGLE BEAKS
HARK! THE HUMBOLDT ANGELS SING
IN THE BEAK MIDWINTER

(Well, it's a start....)

:?

here is a good one,
When joking around friends, someone may tell a lame joke, and while laughing at the lameness of the joke, for no one actually laughs at lame jokes, you could say,"Quit Octopying my time!"
Get it? Octopi-ing....
Well, it was funny the first time.
Melissa
PS you should really only tell this to ones who know how wild you are about octopuses. :cheers:

...and when they continue their laughter at that one, tell them, "Hey! I'm not squidding!"

Cuttle it out! That's it. I'm nautilusening to your continuous laughter anymore!

That's "nautilusening"... not listening... get it..? :sleeping:

LOL, nautilusening!!!!

Glad to see the immortilization of groaners. Almost brings a sense of justification for those long evenings in front of the screen, thinking 'OK, now a pun on 'buccal'... can't be that difficult... OMG, I think I'm going mantle, er, mental... wait, that's funny!'

... Almost.

I'll see that, and raise you a few more song titles. (Some of you may be too young to remember these):

LET'S DO THE SLIME WALK AGAIN from "The Rocky Haliphron Show"
SLIPPIN' AND SLIDIN' by C. Q. Cumber
SPLISH SPLASH, I'M EVADING A BATHYSPHERE by The Empty Space Formerly Known As Architeuthis
RUBBER DUXIE, YOU'RE THE ONE from "Sepiidae Street"
PSYCHROTEUTHIS, QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST? by Talking Tentacleheads

Your turn, gang -- I can't add any Moro-teu-this....

8)

here is a good one,
When joking around friends, someone may tell a lame joke, and while laughing at the lameness of the joke, for no one actually laughs at lame jokes, you could say,"Quit Octopying my time!"
Get it? Octopi-ing....
Well, it was funny the first time.
Melissa
PS you should really only tell this to ones who know how wild you are about octopuses. :cheers:

....or (as your emoticon aptly illustrates) to ones who are so smashed that they'll laugh at anything.

PS: Good to "sea" ya back online! Here, have a :beer: and a :popcorn: on us....

oooohhhhh....... I reject all but this one:

RUBBER DUXIE, YOU'RE THE ONE from "Sepiidae Street"

I added a new smiley just for you!

:tomato:

Must... keep... trying... .... need... more... ideas... for...puns...

Ah well. I give up. It's officianalis -- I can't come up with any new mantlerial. :heee:

:headphon: Love the groaners!

PPS:
Do you know where Mexican cephs go for vacation?
Octo-pulpo!

I added a new smiley just for you!

:tomato:

Must... keep... trying... .... need... more... ideas... for...puns...

Ah well. I give up. It's officianalis -- I can't come up with any new mantlerial. :heee:

Eeeeeks! Looks like I've been tomatoed. I'd better get outta here before I end up as Calamari Fra Diavolo. But I forgive your funnel vision, Tony, it was obviously just a fluke.

(BTW, on the topic of STAR WARS: THE ENTEROCTOPUS STRIKES BACK, were you aware that the part of the polite robot was played by Sepia Threepio?)

(BTW, on the topic of STAR WARS: THE ENTEROCTOPUS STRIKES BACK, were you aware that the part of the polite robot was played by Sepia Threepio?)

LOL! It's just so bad, it's good! Ah, I love this forum, too. :roflmao:

:headphon: Love the groaners!
Come swim with us, Krissie, the water's fine! The more groans, the better. Regular contributors are rewarded with an extra bucket of krill at feeding time, plus the opportunity to verbally dunk Steve O'Shea in our infamous Jacuzzi filled with angry Humboldt squid. Beer is highly recommended for full appreciation of this thread, though caffeine, junk food, and/or severe insomnia are equally effective and may be substituted. Prop up your eyelids.... grab a cuppa, a brewski, and some nachos.... and enjoy!

Tani
Lord High Pain-in-the-Fluke, AARGGGHHH
(Association of Alan Rickman Groupies for Groaners Glorifying Haliphrons, Helicocranchia, and Histioteuthidae)

Oh really? :roflmao:
There seems to be a growing chapter of Tonmoer's down here in NZ ... perhaps I'd best be careful.

Oh really? :roflmao:
There seems to be a growing chapter of Tonmoer's down here in NZ ... perhaps I'd best be careful.

Ahem.... my beak is sealed. Suffice it to say, next time you order spaghetti just be sure none of it is creeping out of the plate.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA! :mrgreen:

Ink-identally, why do cephalopods have such a high birth rate?

'Cause there's a sucker born every minute.

:P

Q: What's a ceph's favorite sport?
A: Sucker! (Leading to the inevitable World [Suction] Cup... ]

Oh yeah? Well, betcha don't know who has ten arms and used to hang out with Tom Cruise....
Nicole Squidman!

Of course, it could've been worse, like who has ten arms and used to hang out with Mesonychodonna....
Sean Pen. Get it? Madonna? Penn? I know, that really stINKs.

How about J. Lo(ligo) and P. Squiddy?

Q: What do you call an octopus with a shrunken head?
A: Microcephalopod :lol:


Well... I thought it was funny.

LOL

What do you call a shrunken head with an octopus then?

"A Delicious Part of a Healthy Breakfast"

:twisted:
Tannibal the Cannibal

How about J. Lo(ligo) and P. Squiddy?

And let us not forget Dick van Dux in SQUIDDY SQUIDDY BANG BANG!

(How many of you boyzz and grrrls are old enough to remember that one?)

8)

How many of you boyzz and grrrls are old enough to remember that one?)

Sure, that's the one with the song, "Supercalimarifragilisticexpealidosidicus"....

Don't worry, I'll handle it from here... :tomato:

Sure, that's the one with the song, "Supercalimarifragilisticexpealidosidicus"....

Don't worry, I'll handle it from here... :tomato:

I thought that was from CALAMARY POPFINS....

:cry: :arrow: Don't TONMATO me, pleeeeeeeze!

LOL

What do you call a shrunken head with an octopus then?

How about Microcephalae octobrachiopod ? :roll: Am I close? Huh, huh?
Ok, so you got me on that one. What would you call it?

Q: What would you call an unusually small, dumb octopus with a missing arm (other than lunch)?
A: Micropachycephaloseptepod. Any other contributions?

And let us not forget Dick van Dux in SQUIDDY SQUIDDY BANG BANG!

:lol: How could I forget! No tomatoes, sent more spoofs! Wait, where were they all headed in that movie? My brain is inking...

Q: What would you call an unusually small, dumb octopus with a missing arm (other than lunch)?
A: Micropachycephaloseptepod. Any other contributions?

How about:

Q: What do you call a pair of Siamese flying horned giant octopuses?
A: A macropterocerodicephalohexadecapus.

Beat that, why dontcha!

Tintenfisch wrote:

i get by with a little kelp from my fronds

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?

:tomato: :tomato: :tomato: :tomato:

:arrow: FAILSAFE (extra-strength pre-emptive self-tomato'ing)

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?
Save your tomatoes folks! That was a good one! :lol: Now, about that "CALAMARY POPFINS"...

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?

OMG, LOL... Tani, you ROCK.
Can I add that to my sig???

Yeah, but with fronds like that, who needs anemones?

OMG, LOL... Tani, you ROCK.
Can I add that to my sig???

Sure Kat, why not? I don't have a copyright on it. In fact, I lifted it from some 99-year-old guy at the Coney Island Aquarium who thought it was a good pickup line....

:mrgreen: :x :jester: :alarm: :boohoo: :popcorn: :jester: :beer: :band:

Tani Banani, Chairsquid of the Bored
SPOUSE (Society to Prevent the Over-Use of Silly Emoticons)

It's quiet in here.... too quiet.... the natives must be restless tonight....

:goofysca: [whistles a few bars of the X-FILES theme]

Q: Is SpongeBob friendly offscreen?
A: No, he's really a-loofah.

Mr. Archi: Honey, was it good for you?
Mrs. Archi: It was a riveting experience.

And let us take a minute to dust off these non-original classics:

Patient: Doctor, is it possible for a man to fall in love with an octopus?
Psychiatrist: Of course not!
Patient: OK, then, would you be interested in buying eight large engagement rings?

Brunette: Guess what? Yesterday when I was at the beach, I got a pearl out of an oyster.
Blonde: Big deal -- yesterday when I was on a date, I got a diamond out of an old crab!

DISCLAIMER: The contributor of this post does not discriminate against individuals on the basis of hair color, and assures the public that no blondes were harmed during the composition of this letter.

It's too quiet here

Here's a pic of Tintenghost for you to groan at (she's gonna kill me)

It's too quiet here

Here's a pic of Tintenghost for you to groan at (she's gonna kill me)

Perfect example of Munch-ee see, Munch-ee do.....

With apologies to the art world,

:shock:

well, cephs dont always cooperate when you try to study them..... ok... i really need to shave.....

I wouldn't want to mess with that thing eating your head!

yeah well in all fairness, that was taken soon after my surgery, and my pain medication had worn off..... that look is a calmed down version of "get him off my head before i yank your hectocotylus off" the species itself is easily dealt with (O. whatabiglush).... as my avatar demostrates :)

LOL! Great picture WhiteKiboko...

Looks like T has gone off the deep end... :goldfish:

that look is a calmed down version of "get him off my head before i yank your hectocotylus off" the species itself is easily dealt with (O. whatabiglush).... as my avatar demostrates :)

:roflmao: O. whatabiglush -- love it! Just think, if you learn ventriloquism, you can walk into a bar that way, and when the bartender asks what you'd like, you can make Acid say, "I'd like you to get this human off my legs."

(Yeah, I know, that wasn't even funny in the original version with a duck.... )

8) The Tanster

Any of you young whippersnappers remember these?

MARX BROTHERS MOVIES:

DUX SOUP
SEAHORSE FEATHERS
OCTONUTS (featuring the song "Hooray for Captain Squidling")
A NIGHT AT THE OCTOPERA
A RAY AT THE DACES (really obscure one -- look up "dace"!)

LAUREL AND HARDY MOVIES:

ANOTHER FINE MESONYCHOTEUTHIS
BABES IN TEUTHLAND
FLYING DOSIDICUSES

W.C. FIELDS MOVIES:

NEVER GIVE A SUCKER AN EVEN BEAK (a natural!)
THE BANK DUX
MY SQUIDDLE CHICKADEE

PETER SELLERS MOVIES:

THE INK PANTHER
THE MOROTEUTHIS THAT ROARED
I LOVE YOU, ALICE B. TEUTHIS
AFTER THE DUX
LOLIGOLITA
DR. STRANGELEGS
WHAT'S NEW, OCTOPUSSYCAT?

Shame on me! Here I was listing Marx Bros. movies, and I completely forgot about ANIMAL KRAKENS....

:mrgreen:

Any of you young whippersnappers remember these?


hey you crazy dame, :) some of us young cats still know history.... 8) how about a little sinatra?

Devilfish at 4 o clock
Robusta and the 7 hoods
Opalescens' Ten
The Moroteuthis Candidate
A Humboldt in the Head
The Joubini is Wild
The Squid with the Golden Arms
Johnny Conispadiceus
Young at Hearts
Guys and Dolfeini
High Scolopes
From Here to Infernalis
It Happened in R'lyeh
Archis Away



"That's why the Archi is a tramp" :glass:

hey you crazy dame, :) some of us young cats still know history.... 8) how about a little sinatra?


Oh yeah? You don't scare me, Big Guy! Let's hear your Bogey parodies -- and you can't use CALAMARIBLANCA 'cause I just did. Nyaaaah nyah-nyah nyaaaah nyaaaah! :P

And BTW, are you familiar with Dean Martin's tribute to predatory eels -- "That's A Moray"?

The Crazy Dame and Her Rectangular Friend
(Hey Tony, when ya gonna get a Spongebob smiley?)

Oh yeah? You don't scare me, Big Guy! Let's hear your Bogey parodies -- and you can't use CALAMARIBLANCA 'cause I just did. Nyaaaah nyah-nyah nyaaaah nyaaaah! :P


LOL! :lol:

thats pretty good....unfortunately i couldnt think of anything right off for that one....i think i also mangled sahara, and was stumped for african queen, but heres my list for Bogey:

The Haliphron They Fall
We're No Angolensis
Beat the Devilfish
Bathypolypus Circus
The Loliolus Lottery
The Left Hand of Gonatus
The Calliteuthis Mutiny
The Treasure of the Sieboldi's Madre
Key Loligo
Sagittatus
To Have and Have Nototodarus
The Maltese Fabricii
Brother Ornithoteuthis
Todarodes Against the World
Big Cirroctopus Blues

yeah, i think "That's a Moray" has been mentioned before in this thread... if we ever do whip up a Tonmo Cd, ill be glad to belt out "The Archi is a Tramp".... movie titles are easy its song lyrics are the hard ones for me...

(Hey Tony, when ya gonna get a Spongebob smiley?)

I'll get around to it...

:spongebo:

I'll get around to it...

:spongebo:

:twocents: Arrrr, matey, that's two gold doubloons from the Flying Dutchman's treasure for ye! Now all we need is Squidward....

"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" :arrow: :spongebo:

Ye Scurvy....oh ummmm orphans, yeah orphans...

Tony, You really shouldnt encourage Tani with the sponge.... maybe this is another of my crackpot ideas, but dont you think pirates would be scarier/cooler if they walked around with an octo on their shoulder instead of a parrot?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Mesonychoteuthis.
Mesonycoteuthis who?
Me Sony Co. tooth is dead, hae ye got a wee battery fer it?

:heee:

:x :tomato: :x

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Taningia danae.
Taningia danae who?
Taningia danae everything: that's part of being a ninja.

:heee:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adam Eli.
Adam Eli who?
A damn mealy-mouthed interloper who thinks he can outpun me.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Clem.
Clem who?
Clemency is danae'd to those who provoke the wrath of Taningia!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anarchy.
Anarchy who?
An Architeuthis just ate Clem 'cause he messed with me!

:mrgreen:
Touché!

whats this? tani, master of puns and other bad jokes feeling threatened by a mere vulgaris? do my eyes deceive me? :)

whats this? tani, master of puns and other bad jokes feeling threatened by a mere vulgaris? do my eyes deceive me? :)
...no pulling rank or I'll revert you to a Larval Mass... :twisted:

Have no fear, I will make farina of the varlet! Go ahead, Clem, make my day....

:bugout:

who was pulling rank? i just couldnt think of any other way to describ clem... (not one of my wittiest days) if anyone, it was a playful jab at tani...

tiki web hook
the anagrammatical denizen of the lower half of the message board

Taningia,

It took you six days to come up with those jokes?

:roflmao:

Come, now, a little clemency for our beloved Were-Squid... it's been a while since anyone tanigled with her ;)

Taningia danae walks into a bar. The music stops, all the patrons stare, and the bartender growls, "We don't serve your kind in here." Stunned, Taningia slinks out the door.

She walks into another bar. Again, the music stops, the patrons glare, and the bartender barks, "We don't serve your kind in here." Taningia walks out, head held high but with cheeks burning.

Finally, she comes to a bar that appears to be mixed. She walks through the door. The DJ scratches the record to a stop, the patrons recoil and the bartender, baseball-bat in hand, quietly says, "Sorry, but we don't serve your kind in here."

Humiliated, and sick of humiliation, Taningia pulls herself up to her full height, flashes her photophores and bellows:

"Does EVERYONE know I'm a cannibal?"

No more yarnin', no more yarnin',
No more YAARRNIN Clem & Tan,

You are louts and bound together
Calamari, Clem & Tan

I'll be here all week! :jester:

(edited... nay, improved, @ 11:22pm :) )

it's been a while since anyone tanigled with her ;)

maybe... im still trying to decide on why there havent been any tani movie titles lately :popcorn: ...either i am to much competition, or (more likely) its just another instance where one of my posts is the nail in the coffin for a thread.... hmmmmmmm :?

Don't worry, WK. I'm sure Taningia has plenty of fight left in her.

How much have you got?

Yours truly,

Clem

ive got more fight than brains, :shock: so im game..... just dont expect constistancy...

WK,

I have no quarrel with you. Taningia's loaded for bear, and possibly a little backed up. Don't want you getting caught in the middle.


Yours truly,

Mere Clem

Truly amazing... all these bad ceph puns... I mean, c'mon! Cephs are great! We should show them some more respect... We OCTO be ashamed of ourselves! :lol:

:tomato:

Okay, okay... I deserved that.

Anyway.. gotta go check out the Daily Prophet and find out who won the Squidditch match... Little Harry Potter humor...

:tomato:

Ouch! Okay... I deserved that too....
Thank you, thank you! I "danae" know where I come up with them! :heee:

Sushi and Sake (but hold the Tako Yaki)

John

Okay okay... a few more...

Q: What does a ceph sing before she goes out on a date?
A: "I feel squiddy. Oh so squiddy..."

Q: What kind of computers do cephs like to use?
A: The Apple bIMAC

Q: What candy is a favorite among cephalopods?
A: The Loligo-pop... They're real suckers for it...

Q: Why don't cephalopods get invited to many parties?
A: They're all too vulgaris

Q: How do cephs keep their beaks cavity-free?
A: They use "teuth" brushes

:jester:

Sushi and Sake, but hold the Tako-Yaki

John

"To loligo where no squid has gone before..."

Yo, Clem, checked any of your private messages lately?

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

:x

To the tune of "Uncle****er", as sung by Terrance and Phillip:

Shut your flimsy beak Architeuthis!
You're a drifting passive tweak, Architeuthis!
You lost a fight in Conception Bay!
Looked down upon by Steve O'Shea!

Shut your friggin' beak Me'choteuthis!
You're the flavor of the week Me'choteuthis!
You eat toothfish (when they're hooked!)
Unlike you I can't be cooked!


:heee:

Clem
(With apologies to Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman)

"Oh my God, they've killed Archi!" :cry: :squid:

-- CEPH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER, AND UNHOOKED

(Blame Canada?)

"You guys, something's wrong with Kenny. I think he's sick."
"Yeah, sick of being broke-ass poor."
"No, I mean there's something really wrong with him."
"Kyle's right, Cartman. Kenny looks weird, and he smells funny."
"All consistent with being broke-ass poor, Stan."
"Quiet! Here he comes."

Brilliant!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

"We're sorry, son, but we just replaced your hearts with a baked potato, a stuffed artichoke, and a soft-boiled egg, and you've got eighteen seconds to live...."

Requiem for Arkennyteuthis :arrow: :boohoo: :squid:

Kyle's Mom :arrow: :meso: :yuck:

Does this mean Chef will start singing songs like "Eight Hectoctyls of Love", or "I Want to Siphon You" ? :shock:

Sushi and Sake,

John

Or that old chestnut, "Chocolate Mantle Walls."

Crap. There goes the rest of my free time. This site is getting way too good to me.

Clem,

Uh-Oh.... another addict...

Well you came, you posted, you breathed the air.... the change is inevitable. Like the sign says:

"ALL HOPE ABANDON, YE WHO ENTEROCTOPUS HERE"

A lesson lesson learned too late in... the ABYSSAL ZONE....

Sushi and Sake,

John

Q: What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

A: Nothing! giant squid don't talk.


Sorry, sorry, I'll go back to work now... :bonk: :? KRin

KRin,

Decided to put the groan back in "Groaners," did you?

Thanks for keeping us honest.

Incoming!

:tomato:

i'm not so sure the groans ever left....

mmmoooooaaaaaaannnnn.... :yuck:

Hi-squiddle-dee-dee, a ceph-lo-pod for me!

:P

Sushi and Sake,

John

Hi-squiddle-dee-dee, a ceph-lo-pod for me!

:P

Sushi and Sake,

John

I remember now -- wasn't that a song from PEN-OCCHIO? (I was gonna say something about "Jiminy Inkit", but.... naaah, too much of a stretch.)

:?

Pinocchio must have been Dinoteuthis proboscideus ("terrible squid with a big nose," A.G. More, 1875).

:heee:

Clem
GPO (Gepetto)

And let us not forget the Blue-Ringed Fairy! I believe she also did a cameo in the film A.I. (ARCHITEUTHIS INTELLIGENCE).

GPO/Gepetto -- good one! :roflmao:

Taningia Danae
Lord High Invertebrate, SPORADIC
(Society to Prevent the Overuse of Ridiculous Acronyms in Discussions on Internet Chatboards)

I think we have to "beak" more careful about the quality of our groaners...

:P

I think we have to "beak" more careful about the quality of our groaners...

:P

Otherwise this forum will be on its last legs :octopus:

:tomato: :popcorn: :tomato: :popcorn: :tomato:

(Pre-emptive self-tomato'ing with popcorn added for maximum splatter power)

Otherwise this forum will be on its last legs :octopus:


Last legs? I thought this forum had the capacity to spontaneously regenerate lost limbs.

:heee:

Clem

to the tune of "zip-ah-dee-doo-dah"...

ceph-ah-dee-doo-dux, ceph-ah-dee-ay,
my oh my, what a buccal-ful day,
plenty of squid-shine, swimmin' my way
ceph-ah-dee-doo-dux, ceph-ah-dee-ay!

boo-yah, kat, i got "buccal" in mine.

:mrgreen:

:lol: psst... plenty of "squid-brine heading my way..." squid-brine.

now that song is stuck in my mantle...

A little diet ditty... to the tune of 'Hakuna Matata' from The Lion King.

A tuna frittata - baked, boiled or braised
A tuna frittata, served with steaming rays
Fine briny dining for those who feed all day
Have some seaweed tea
With Octo bri(e)
... and a tuna frittata.

Echinodermata make a wonderful stew
That big red jelly is nice on crackers too
If you want health food, there's spirulina for you
But don't count buccalories ;)
(Just ask the manatees)
We're all fit underwatta!

Sung to the tune of "Welcome to the Terrordome," by Public Enemy:

I got some formalin on my mind
Refuse to lose
Here's your ticket
Hear Colossal get wicked
The crew to you to push me back in
A tank so I sat and napped
And slapped Bimac(uloides)
Now I'm ready to mike it
(You know I like it) huh
See my integuement shout "Oh"
Never be a brother like a Vampyro
Lazer, Taningia'll maze ya
Ways to blaze your brain and train ya
The way I'm livin', hidden
But I'm headin' up
Dux on the decks hit me now
I don't know about later
As for now I know how to toy the anthropoid
Man I've had it up to here
Gear I wear got 'em goin' in fear
Kiwi said
Flabby just a bit ago
Not quittin' though
Despite the polymer
Laughed though I'm gettin' gaffed
Cause I'm changin' my ways
Rising up from the deeper shades
Raw and I'm physically cold
Be afraid of my hold
White nematode
Never question what I am God knows
Cause it's comin' from my hearts
What I got better get some
(Get on up) aqua of culture
Whale-bitten
Been cut by O'Shea huh
But the hooks are swivelin'
Respects been givin' how's ya livin'
Now I can connect carpal pads round their necks
Checked the record
An reckoned their latitudinal specs
Played off as an Illibrex
Made the call, hit the trawl
Dropped their jaws
Not my fault they were fallin' off
Known as fair and square
Throughout my years
So I growl at the human fowl
Beak to their bone my home ain't your home
Welcome to the Teuthidome

:band:
Public Mesony

With love and apologies to Chuck-D, Terminator X and The Bomb Squad.