How many octopi does it take to change a lightbulb?
2. 1 to change it and 1 to screw it up with octo ink :bonk:

Here's another that I'm using from www.octopustruth.com

How many octopuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1/8th!!!
Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk.

Hey, that's a good site! I'll add it to the Directory... Thanks!

octopus are'nt evil!!! :cry: :yinyang:

Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

How should I vote?

Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

How should I vote?

He lies closer to Ruler of the Universe. Governor of Ohio sounds like an awfully dirty insult to me.

Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

Phil,

Jack Black is an actor and musician, currently starring in "School of Rock." Other film credits include "High Fidelity," "Jesus' Son" and "Shallow Hal." He is one half of the mighty Tenacious D.

Clem

Sorry, I know I am a bit ignorant stuck here in Victorian Britain, but who is Jack Black?

Phil,

Jack Black is an actor and musician, currently starring in "School of Rock." Other film credits include "High Fidelity," "Jesus' Son" and "Shallow Hal." He is one half of the mighty Tenacious D.

Clem

Oh, OK. I'll vote for Ruler of the Universe in case he gets elected. That way he might look kindly on me.

Ta.

clem: see school of r and notice the part where he says read between the lines. thats what you are :twisted:



just joshing

if Schwarzy's goveror of my state why cant J.B. be one? :mrgreen:

hey!! :( where's my bad joke at the top goin?

clem: see school of r and notice the part where he says read between the lines. thats what you are :twisted:

Supernick,

Must I shell out $9.00 to get the joke?

Clem

J.B rules! :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :notworth: :mrgreen:

and yes, you must AND will be morally/verbally offended when he says "read between the lines." just amagine yourself as one of his old rock teammates. :lol:

clem: see school of r and notice the part where he says read between the lines. thats what you are :twisted:

Supernick,

Must I shell out $9.00 to get the joke?

ClemDidja see it? :D

Sorry, kind of off topic but........
How many forum members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (http://reefcentral.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=233249&highlight=Lightbulb)

Sorry, kind of off topic but........
How many forum members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

:lol: love that!

LOL Haha :lol: :lol:

none... they just make the webmaster change it....

How dare you! I LIVE in Ohio! ....Never mind. I have more to worry about in American politics....

The Roman emperor Caligula once elected his favorite horse to the Roman Senate. In doing so, he did better than the whole of the US- at least he elected the front end of the horse. Wait a minute- WE DIDN'T ELECT HIM!!!! And yet he still got to be preident! :x

Sorry, kind of off topic but........
How many forum members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


YAAAAAAAH! NO CEPH REFERENCES! NO CEPH REFERANCES!!

(*gulp* No, you see, Tonmo, I didn't write that, it was my.... uh... evil twin....)

:nofeet: Sorry.... I had too much Coke. :whalevsa: :sink: :squidaut: LOVE the new emotiocons, by the way!!!

*~*~*~SuGaR HiGh~*~*~*

:roflmao:

I won't even get the chance to not vote for him in the fall. :(

Vote Neil.

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Sorry, kind of off topic but........
How many forum members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


YAAAAAAAH! NO CEPH REFERENCES! NO CEPH REFERANCES!!

Actually....

Six: One to start a totally pointless subject, one to say really stupid stuff on that subject, one to help it spiral towards total pandemonium, one to finally remove all traces of cephs from it, and one to come and shut it down. Oh yeah, and one to screw in the light bulb.

Perhaps you can transfer some of that sugar energy to contribute to the trip to the moon being organized over in CephCare Q&A? :)

:nofeet: we now return you to your regularly scheduled cephalopod content site...

I'll consider it........ if my head isn't eaten by then.. :whalevsa:

And if my body isn't being ripped into shreds.... :squidaut:

I'll consider it........ if my head isn't eaten by then..

Ah, then you must have dipped into the absinthe... :mrgreen:

I won't even get the chance to not vote for him in the fall. icon_sad.gif

Why not?[/quote]

Why not?

:canada: But he doesn't have to worry, he knows I'll vote on his behalf... :twisted:

'Nother stupid squid joke, revised from the one in The Waste Lands by Steven King (involves a dead baby, no squid).

Q: Why did the dead squid cross the road?
A: It was stapled to the chicken!

:jester:

No, no, no. That's the punk rocker who was stapled to the chicken.

Ok, another one: This one was by Douglas Adams.

Q- Why did the octo cross the road?
A- Forty-two.

:lol:

I thought the ultimate question & answer couldn't be known in the same lifetime?

'Nother S.K. adaption (changed one word, BEAR to SQUID) from his Dark Tower series.

See the SQUID of fearsome size
All the worlds within his eyes

There's two more lines but I couldn't make it make sense with a squid...

Frankly, I think Jack Black would make an excellent Cthulhu - the aggression, the energy, the sheer girth, the heavy-metal credentials, put this guy in the right costume and turn him loose on a bunch of scale models!

Incidentally, does anybody remember the Beastie Boys' "Intergalactic Planetary" video (I think directed by Spike Jonz) where they pilot a giant robot and battle Cthulhu in a model Tokyo set? Nice costume, although it has what loooks like multiple sets of eyes - reminded me a bit of vampyros with their "headlights". :cthulhu:

Hm...half and half...
How many presidents does it take to change a lightbulb?
2, one to change it and another one to declare it a beacon oh hop and freedom.