The shipping and handling costs alone would be brutal, but if only...

http://cgi.ebay.com/HAND-CARVED-WOODEN-GIANT-SQUID_W0QQitemZ170189448037QQihZ007QQcat egoryZ553QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZVi ewItem

http://i18.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/d5/e9/22c6_1.JPG

Fins are dirty spoon in situ, but bar that, it's a great piece of work!